[Copypasta] Happy 420 emoji copypasta

Today ๐Ÿ“… is 4๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ..... but I will NOT๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ get high ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ. The only thing that will be high โฌ†๏ธ is my grades ๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ’ฏ because Iโ€™m a good, good child ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… !!! Make sure a BLUNT๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ isn't the only BIG BROWN ๐Ÿ˜ต thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘… around tonight!๐Ÿ˜‰. Get HIGH ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จtoday and get your mans D**K๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ even HIGHER๐Ÿ˜โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Make sure you SWALLOW ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎthat edible to practice โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธSWALLOWING๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ a monster COCK! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… Remember: the only way to make 4๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ even GREATER >> is by adding 6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ! ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Send โญ this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your favorite ๐Ÿ˜ STONERS with BONERS ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€. If you get NONE back, ๐Ÿ˜ข you get stoned to death๐Ÿ˜ตโšฐ๏ธ! If you get 5 back, youโ€™re a HOT lil nug๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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