Today ð
is 4ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£..... but I will NOTð
ð»ââïž get high ðð. The only thing that will be high â¬ïž is my grades ðð¯ because Iâm a good, good child ðð»ââïž
ððð YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ðð Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS ð
ð
ð
!!! Make sure a BLUNTð³ð³ð³ isn't the only BIG BROWN ðµ thing you wrap your TENDER LIPSðð
around tonight!ð. Get HIGH ðšðšðštoday and get your mans D**Kðððð even HIGHERðâ¬ïžðŠ. Make sure you SWALLOW ð®ð®that edible to practice â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžSWALLOWINGð»ððœ a monster COCK! ðŠðŠð
ð
Remember: the only way to make 4ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ even GREATER >> is by adding 6ïžâ£9ïžâ£! ð§ðŒð±ð± Send â this to ð of your favorite ð STONERS with BONERS ððð. If you get NONE back, ð¢ you get stoned to deathðµâ°ïž! If you get 5 back, youâre a HOT lil nugð³ð. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER
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SORRY SLUTSâŒïžð€ðSIMP SUMMERðIS OVERð
ð»ââïžð«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF ððŒââïžBECAUSE NO âSIMP âSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNðð»ðð» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ðð³ LOOKS LIKE THE ðTURKEYð ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ð§ TONIGHTðâŒïž PREPARE ð€ð»UR PUSSIES ðð»ðð»FOR A DRY SPELL âïž CAUSE ITS TIMEð FOR THE BOYS ð€ðªðŒTO FOCUS ð ON THEMSELVES ðYOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKðð»ð SEND THIS TO 7ïžâ£ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESð¯ââïžTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READYðFOR NO âSIMPâSEPTEMBERðð»ðð»
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!ðð ââ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ââââ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... âââââââ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... âââââââââââ] 99% complete..... ð«ERROR!ð« ð¯Trueð¯ Daddies are irreplaceable ðI could never delete you Daddy!ð Send this to ten other ðªDaddiesðª who give you ðŠcummiesðŠ Or never get called âïžsquishyâïž againââð¬ð¬ââ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ð«ð«ð¿ 3 back: you're squishyâïžðŠ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenðœðŒðŠ 10+ back: Daddy
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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS
âŒïžâŒïžHOLY FUCKING ððŠ SHITâŒïžâŒïžâŒïžâŒïž IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ð©ð AMONG ð° US ðºðž REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 ð±! ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð± AMONG ððšââ€ïžâðšð©ââ€ïžâð© US ðš IS THE BEST ðð¯ FUCKING ðŠðð GAME ð® ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¯ð¯ð¯ð¯ 
ðŽ IS SO SUSSSSS ðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ COME ðŠððââïž TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ð ME SCAN ð ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ WHY ð¡ð€ IS NO â ð« ONE 1ïžâ£ FIXING ðŸ O2 ð
Ÿ ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð€¬ð¡ OH ð YOUR 
CREWMATE? NAME ð EVERY ð¯ TASK ð ð«ð ð«ð ð«ð ð«ð ð«ð Where Any sus!â â Where!â â Where! Any sus!â Where! â Any sus!â â Any sus ðð³ïžâð! â â â â Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus ðð³ïžâð Where!â Where! â Where!Any susâ â Any sus ðŠ! â â â â â â Where! â Where! â Any sus!â â â â Any sus ðð³ïžâð! â â Where!â Any sus ðŠ! â â Where!â â Where! â Where!Where! â â â â â â â Any sus!â â â Any sus!â â â â Where! â Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! â â â â â â I ð¥ think 
it was purple!ððððððððððIt wasnt me I ð was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ðð€£ðð€£ðð€£ðððð€£ð€£ð€£ððð
ðŽ IS SO SUSSSSS ðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ COME ðŠððââïž TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ð ME SCAN ð ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ WHY ð¡ð€ IS NO â ð« ONE 1ïžâ£ FIXING ðŸ O2 ð
Ÿ ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð€¬ð¡ OH ð YOUR CREWMATE? NAME ð EVERY ð¯ TASK ð ð«ð ð«ð ð«ð ð«ð ð«ð Where Any sus!â â Where!â â Where! Any sus!â Where! â Any sus!â â Any sus ðð³ïžâð! â â â â Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus ðð³ïžâð Where!â Where! â Where!Any susâ â Any sus ðŠ! â â â â â â Where! â Where! â Any sus!â â â â Any sus ðð³ïžâð! â â Where!â Any sus ðŠ! â â Where!â â Where! â Where!Where! â â â â â â â Any sus!â â â Any sus!â â â â Where! â Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! â â â â â â I ð¥ think it was purple!ððððððððððIt wasnt me I ð was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ðð€£ðð€£ðð€£ðððð€£ð€£ð€£ððð
Among Us / Amogus
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?ðð I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ð€£ð€£ðð€¢ðð¢ð Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ðð€£ððð€®ð€£ð€£ð Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ððððð Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ð€£ð€£ð€ð
ððð€¢ððð«ð€¯ð
ð€£ð€£ð€£ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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Here ðŠ CUMS ðŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ right down ð©ðœðžðœslutty girl lane!ð©ðœðžðœ âð«âð«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âð«âð« Is your ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» not giving you enough ðŠðŠðŠcummies?!ðŠðŠðŠ Hold up,ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœ ho! It's ðŠðŠcummyðŠðŠ âïžðŠâïžSEASON!âïžðŠâïž Pushâðœâðœ that ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a ððœNEWððœ father in ð¡YOUR CHIMNEY!! ð¡ ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœFather CHRISTMAS,ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœ the ððKINGðð of ðŠcummies!ðŠ That's right,ððŒ he's been making ð§ðœlittleð§ðœ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ squishy for 6ïžâ£ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ðŠð«ð«ðNAUGHTIESTðð«ð«ðŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the ðŒnastiestðŒ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâ£ back and you're a basic ððcoal-slinging bitch.ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and you get ð
eatenð
like ðªcookiesðªand ð
ðŠslurpedðŠð
like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
ðœSanta'sð
ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ