Today ๐
is 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ..... but I will NOT๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ get high ๐๐. The only thing that will be high โฌ๏ธ is my grades ๐๐ฏ because Iโm a good, good child ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐๐๐ YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ๐๐ Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS ๐
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!!! Make sure a BLUNT๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ isn't the only BIG BROWN ๐ต thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS๐๐
around tonight!๐. Get HIGH ๐จ๐จ๐จtoday and get your mans D**K๐๐๐๐ even HIGHER๐โฌ๏ธ๐ฆ. Make sure you SWALLOW ๐ฎ๐ฎthat edible to practice โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธSWALLOWING๐ป๐๐ฝ a monster COCK! ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
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Remember: the only way to make 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ even GREATER >> is by adding 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ! ๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฑ Send โญ this to ๐ of your favorite ๐ STONERS with BONERS ๐๐๐. If you get NONE back, ๐ข you get stoned to death๐ตโฐ๏ธ! If you get 5 back, youโre a HOT lil nug๐ณ๐. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Among Us In Real Life Song Lyrics (Emojipasta)
AMONG ๐ณ US ๐
ฑ๏ธ IN ๐ฑ REAL ๐ต LIFE ๐ฉ SUS ๐ฎ SUS
AMONG ๐ณ US ๐
ฑ๏ธ IN ๐ฑ REAL ๐ต LIFE ๐ฉ SUS ๐ฎ SUS
PLAYING ๐ AMONG ๐ US ๐ก IN ๐ค REAL ๐ค LIFE
SPACESHIP ๐ WITH ๐พ MY ๐
CREW
GOTTA ๐ฅท๐ฟ SPLIT ๐ UP ๐คก SPREAD โ๏ธ OUT ๐ฎCUZ ๐ WE ๐ ALL ๐ GOT ๐ฏ TASKS ๐ป TO ๐ฝ DO
GOTTA ๐ฟ FIND ๐บ THE ๐คง IMPOSTER ๐คซ AS ๐ THEY ๐ TRY ๐ฟ TO ๐ถ SA๐
ฑ๏ธOTAGE
WHO ๐ฎCAN ๐
ฑ๏ธ WE ๐ซ๐ท TRUST ๐ IN ๐คช THIS ๐คฏ AMONG ๐คญ US ๐คฃ ENTOURAGE.
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Heaven is the highest you can get
It's 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ today ๐ณ๐ฑbut I'm not smoking weed ๐ฟ๐๐ด๐๐ฌ I'm smoking ๐จ๐ the Bible ๐๐๐๐ because heaven โฌ๏ธ๐๐๐ is the highest you can get ๐๐ค
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HOLA๐๐ป all you dirty little TACO๐ฎSLUTS๐๐คฃdo you know what day it is?!๐ค I smell immigrants๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐
๐ผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฎโค๏ธ๐ฏ Hide your KIDS๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐ง๐ชis coming to deport us all๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐ธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐บ๐ธis to PARTYYY๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โget any back you get NO ๐ซ๐ซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐ญ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?
Youโve ๐ก๐จ seen ๐๐ค๐
๐ป Miku on ๐ stage, 4๏ธโฃ๐ but ๐ what ๐๐ผ about ๐ฅด your 
wrist? โ๐ฏ Wrist โ๐ฏ World ๐ is an AR game ๐ฏ using ๐ wristbands, now ๐ซ featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even โ save ๐ฆ the world! ๐ Do ๐ You ๐๐ฆ Wrist โ๐ฏ World? ๐ wrist โ๐ฏ world ๐๐๐
wrist? โ๐ฏ Wrist โ๐ฏ World ๐ is an AR game ๐ฏ using ๐ wristbands, now ๐ซ featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even โ save ๐ฆ the world! ๐ Do ๐ You ๐๐ฆ Wrist โ๐ฏ World? ๐ wrist โ๐ฏ world ๐๐๐
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐
๐๐๐คข๐๐๐ซ๐คฏ๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!