Today ๐
is 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ..... but I will NOT๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ get high ๐๐. The only thing that will be high โฌ๏ธ is my grades ๐๐ฏ because Iโm a good, good child ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐๐๐ YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ๐๐ Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS ๐
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!!! Make sure a BLUNT๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ isn't the only BIG BROWN ๐ต thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS๐๐
around tonight!๐. Get HIGH ๐จ๐จ๐จtoday and get your mans D**K๐๐๐๐ even HIGHER๐โฌ๏ธ๐ฆ. Make sure you SWALLOW ๐ฎ๐ฎthat edible to practice โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธSWALLOWING๐ป๐๐ฝ a monster COCK! ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
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Remember: the only way to make 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ even GREATER >> is by adding 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ! ๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฑ Send โญ this to ๐ of your favorite ๐ STONERS with BONERS ๐๐๐. If you get NONE back, ๐ข you get stoned to death๐ตโฐ๏ธ! If you get 5 back, youโre a HOT lil nug๐ณ๐. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Oh god I want xqc so bad
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Oh god I want xqc so bad ๐ฉ ๐ฆ he's so smart ๐ค ๐ and cute ๐ ๐ I would take him to my apartment and kiss him ๐ ๐ lick him ๐
๐ and finger him 
๐ I would fuck him ๐ ๐ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐คฐ ๐ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ฎ โจ๏ธ xd
๐ I would fuck him ๐ ๐ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐คฐ ๐ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ฎ โจ๏ธ xd
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OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ Take me by the hand โ lead me to the land that you understand ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The voyage ๐ฒ to the corner of the ๐ globe is a real trip ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The crust of a tan man ๐ณ imbibed by the sand ๐ Soaking up the ๐ฆ thirst of the land ๐ฏ
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๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!!
๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!! Now that itโs finally DICKmas ๐
๐ฆSantaโs about to slide ๐
๐พ๐ down your hot ๐ฅ hot ๐ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐ฆ๐those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐ผ, itโs about to get wet down at Santaโs workshop๐๐! Donโt forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐
๐พ๐
๐พ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐ช cookie ๐ชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐! ๐ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโs giant juicy 8=candy๐๐ผCOCK=D๐ฆ?? Send this to ๐ of your baddest bitch elves๐๐ผ๐๐พ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐๐ฆ! If you get ๐ back you better be ready for Santaโs hot โจ๏ธCUMlateโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ญ If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back youโve got the most bitchin ๐ฌpeppermint ๐ฌpussy in the North Pole! โ๏ธโ Hope you get to blow ๐ฌ lots of XXXmas ๐dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐CUMMIES ๐๐ HAVE A SLUTTY ๐ฆ๐๐
DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐
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When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
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๐HAPPY๐ฅณPRESIDICKS๐๐ซDAY๐๐ฆ2๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ years โฑago ๐our ๐๐fav๐pounding๐ง๐๐ป๐ father ๐ด๐ป๐๐ฆand๐main๐ฅบ๐ฏbitch๐โโ๏ธ๐คญWHOREge๐WashingSLUT๐ฅณ๐
๐พcame๐ฆ๐ฆinto๐๐this๐WORLD๐to โ๏ธbecum๐ฆ ๐คซthe๐บ๐ธ1ST๐บ๐ธpresiDICK๐ข๐๐คof๐๐ฅณthe๐
United๐บ๐ธSluts๐Of๐คญAmerica๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐send๐ง๐ฒthisโก๏ธto ๐of๐the๐ฉsluttiest๐๐ฆ๐ฆpatriots๐๐๐บ๐ธyou๐know๐คif you get ๐ back๐๐youโre๐invited to the โ๏ธ๐constitutional ๐โ๏ธCOCKus๐๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐คญ๐คฃ๐โโ๏ธ youโre a Mt. Rushmore ๐ป๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณWHORE๐๐๐๐ฆif you ๐คget 0๏ธโฃ back ๐๐นno ๐ซ presidick๐๐ฆ for ๐คญyou ๐ญ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ