[Copypasta] My son is learning Twitch speak

twitchquotes: Kripp I need advice. My son watches a lot of you, and he doesn’t speak English but is learning from chat. He's starting using terms like "pog","jabaited", and "kappa,” but its gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. At dinner my daughter was talking about how she got accepted to college, and my son said "pog you, easy clap". I told him to talk normally to his family, and he replied "Weird champ, normies omegaLOL." I blacklisted twitch and now my son is hysterical, what to do.
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December 2019
Kripp
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Chugga Chugga

twitchquotes: α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•— CHUGGA CHUGGA! α••β”Œβ—•α—œβ—•β”α•—
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Kripp, this is Lucky Sanders!

twitchquotes: Oh my god, Kripp, I've finally found you! This is Lucky Sanders! We served together in 'Nam, remember? I was the field medic in your squad! Man, I remember how you used to always volunteer to take out those Charlie sharpshooters even though I said I could handle them with my M60. "Never, Lucky," you would say. "You're too valuable to the squad." I saw you swim through stream after stream, leaving a trail of dead snipers behind you. Thank you, Kripp. You fought that war perfectly.
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The giant salt monster known as Kripp

twitchquotes: All this salt has formed into the giant salt monster known as Kripp. For all the salt of the ocean can not keep him at bay. Blame RNG and lose! Then go to cast another player cause you can't play. The salt is real, the salt is kripp, and thats why he losses.
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Kripp has NEVER said "I LOVE YOU" to chat

twitchquotes: Kripp has NEVER said "I LOVE YOU" to chat. We've been with him for 2+ years and he doesn't have the guts to say it. Or maybe he doesn't even really care about us after all we've been through. If Kripp doesn't say "I love you" to us chat, then I think it's time we leave him until he realizes how important we are.. BibleThump
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Four Asians streamed together in harmony...

twitchquotes: (`.Β΄) Trump. (`.Β΄) Amaz. (`.Β΄) MaSsan. (`.Β΄) Hafu. A few months ago the four Asians streamed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when ( ͝° ΝœΚ–Ν‘Β°) Forsen's Snus Brotherhood attacked. Only (β—‰Ω„ΝŸβ—‰) Reynad, master of the Salt could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most - he was too busy complaining on stream. ( Ν Β°Ω„ΝŸ Ν Β°)
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