[Copypasta] Raid Shadow Legends changed my life

twitchquotes: i used to play fortnite all nite. no sleep! but ever since obama told me to try raid shadow legends for free, i am addicted. this game is a game. it has graphics. it has characters. best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! two week ago i spend all my money becoming a raid shadow legend. now i live in a dumpster outside a mcdonalds with free wifi. at night i sneak into the mcdonalds just like my new racoon dad, stripey, taught me to do so that i can charge my phone. through the cracked screen i am still perpetually amazed at the graphics of this game... they look so real! thank you obama, you truly change my life!
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January 2020
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So last weekend I was walking in WalMart and saw Trump

twitchquotes: So last weekend I was walking in WalMart and saw Trump... which was pretty cool. I was wondering why he was in the "woman's hygeine" section of the store.... He caught on to what I was thinking and held up some tampons. "For my girlfriend", he said, giggling nervously. But he doesn't have a GF. I think they were for HIM!
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Trump

Doot diddity donger cuckerino

twitchquotes: CoolStoryBob ๐““๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ญ๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ต๐”‚ ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ฌ๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ธ CoolStoryBob
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imaqtpie

SMOrc Pyramid

SMOrc only real SMOrcs can build: perfect pyramid! SMOrc SMOrc . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me ! SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc And my pyramid still higher!!!!! SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc
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Reynad

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Your social credit score has increased

ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [5] Integers. Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [100] Integers. You can now have priority transport and can now get into prestigious colleges! Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Citzen! Your social credit score has increased by [500] Integers. You can now take up official, government job, where we pay you high salary, unlike America. Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [1000] Integers. We will ensure you get great salary, good benefits, and good social standing, no matter the means. Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ]Copied! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by [5000] Integers. You will be famous across mainland of China, for what you are currently doing. We will make you celebrity, and even better salary. Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by [10000] Integers. Xi Jinping would like to meet you personally at Zhongnanhai to encourage your good work. I am sure you notice that you have gained lot of dislike recently. Do not worry. We will send re-education vans to make sure your figure is in good graces. Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ]
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