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Trump. Amaz. MaSsan. Hafu.
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Trump. Amaz. MaSsan. Hafu. Long ago, the four Asians streamed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the F O R S E N B O Y S attacked. Only Reynad, master of all four, could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most, he was too salty.
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Ultra EDM dance
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I'm meeting a girl (a real one)
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
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Lying about service dogs
I work in a restaurant. We only allow dogs in if they are service dogs. If anyone comes in with any dog I ask;
โIs it a service dog?โ
With a big wink to give them the opportunity to lie to me making it obvious I want them to.
If at first they say โnoโ I reply with โare you sure? This dog here? Sure looks like a service dog to me. Are you sure this is not a service dog?โwith another big wink
Always works.
I love dogs
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Kripp