[Copypasta] nl_Kripp can you stop it with all the salt?

twitchquotes: nl_Kripp can you stop it with all the salt? I was trapped in a salt mine for 3 days straight without any water or food. I only survived by drinking my own urine and eating my toes. Every time I see you spitting salt everywhere it gives me terrible PTSD flashbacks. Thanks.
twitch chat
August 2015
Kripp

salty

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Kripp, this is an intervention

twitchquotes: Kripp, this is an intervention. We are very worried about you. Ever since you started playing Hearthstone, you have been becoming more and more casual. We care about you very much, but we can't just sit back and watch you torture yourself. Perhaps religion may help, have you heard of your lord and savior, RNGesus?
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

When well met, my eye automatically go to the paladin

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Žγ€€ο½—ο½…ο½Œο½Œγ€€ο½ο½…ο½”οΌŒγ€€ο½ο½™γ€€ο½…ο½™ο½…γ€€ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™γ€€ο½‡ο½γ€€ο½”ο½γ€€ο½”ο½ˆο½…γ€€ο½ο½ο½Œο½ο½„ο½‰ο½ŽοΌŽγ€€ο½‰γ€€ο½„ο½‰ο½–ο½‰ο½Žο½…γ€€ο½“ο½ˆο½‰ο½…ο½Œο½„γ€€ο½ο½™γ€€ο½„ο½‰ο½ƒο½‹γ€€ο½ο½Žο½„γ€€ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œγ€€ο½‰γ€€ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½…γ€€ο½“ο½…ο½˜γ€€ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆγ€€γ€€ο½”ο½ˆο½…γ€€ο½’ο½…ο½ƒο½’ο½•ο½‰ ο½”οΌŽγ€€ο½ο½Œο½Œγ€€ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡γ€€ο½‡ο½…ο½”γ€€ο½„ο½ο½—ο½ŽοΌŽ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Could you guys be more serious and stop the spamming

twitchquotes: guys could you please be a little serious and stop the spamming? people are trying to enjoy the stream here, its hard to find a place where im accepted for who i am and when i see you all spam kripps chat it makes me feel rly bad because i know that he wants you to learn instead of joke around as well
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

When soup, my spoon automatically go to bowl

twitchquotes: ο½—ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ο½“ο½ο½•ο½οΌŒ ｍｙ ο½“ο½ο½ο½ο½Ž ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ ｇｏ ｔｏ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｂｏｔｔｏｍ ｏｆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½‚ο½ο½—ο½ŒοΌŽ ｉ ｔａｓｔｅ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｍｏｒｅ ο½†ο½Œο½ο½–ο½ο½•ο½’ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½“ο½…ο½˜ ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½“ο½ο½‰ο½ƒο½…οΌŽ ａｌｌ ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｆｕｃｋ ｙｏｕ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Today is the day I copypasta

twitchquotes: (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° ΝŸΩ„Νœ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ‡ I have been training since before I was born, and today is the day. Today is the day I spam. (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° ΝŸΩ„Νœ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ‡
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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