[Copypasta] What is so funny about copypasta?

What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the navy seal copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 3 page essay on why I think cancel culture is cancer could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop
January 2020
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Ruski Constituski

twitchquotes: HELLO CHAT. My NAME Sergei Copypastavich from Russia. You all steal my family name and violate copyright law 459.53 of Ruski Constituski. I sue all of you and me and Putin laugh and play in pile of twitch monies. As they say in amarica F*CK To YOU, Pay to me!!
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November 2014
Reynad

PepeLaughYou

โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃ„โก€โ „โข€โฃคโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฐโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โข€โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฏโฃผโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃ„โ „โ „ โ „โข โฃฟโขฟโกซโขžโฃซโฃฅโฃดโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃญโกฒโฃโฃŸโกฅโฃšโฃญโฃฅโฃถโฃถโฃฌโฃญโฃŸโกณโฃผโฃปโฃงโก€ โ „โฃฟโ ›โฃฎโ —โ ‰โ โ โ ถโ „โ ฐโ ถโ ญโข‰โฃฟโฃฟโฃƒโ ‰โ ตโ ถโ „โ ฐโ –โ ‚โ ‰โ “โขฎโฃŸโ ปโก‡ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃโฃฐโฃฟโกญโ ตโ ถโ Ÿโฃ›โฃ‰โ ดโ ฟโฃฃโฃ‡โกฟโ ถโฃโฃ‘โ ปโ ทโ พโขญโฃคโฃทโฃˆโฃนโฃฟโก‡ โ „โ ปโฃฟโฃŸโฃปโขฏโฃโฃ›โฃ›โฃฟโขญโฃโฃญโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ—โฃจโขฟโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃญโกฟโฃŸโฃฟโกฟโ „ โ „โ „โฃ€โฃโก›โ ฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃ›โ „โ „ โ „โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃฌโฃฅโฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฌโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃญโฃญโฃถโฃฟโฃฆโ „ โ „โฃฟโกˆโ ฟโ Ÿโ โฃ€โฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃโกฒโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโฃถโ ‰โฃฟโขปโฃฟโฃฟโ „ โข€โฃˆโฃคโฃพโฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโข›โกญโ ญโ คโก˜โ ธโขธโ ƒโฃฟโก‡โฃฟโก‡โกฟโข‡โ œโฃ โขงโ žโฃฝโฃฟโ „ โฃพโกฟโขนโฃฟโกฟโ ‰โฃฟโฃฟโกŸโกœโฃขโฃญโก’โข‰โข โขธโก„โฃญโก…โ —โฃขโ –โฃกโกžโฃฅโฃพโฃพโ Ÿโ โ „ โฃฟโก‡โฃพโฃฟโก‡โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โขถโฃฟโกทโ šโฃฌโฃฌโฃฌโฃทโฃถโกพโข›โฃฝโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ โ „โ „โ „ โขŸโก‡โ ฟโ ฟโ ‡โฃ›โฃญโฃญโฃโขฐโข†โฃบโขจโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃฅโฃถโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ ˆโ ›โ ˆโ ฟโ ฟโฃ™โฃญโฃฅโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃพโก‡โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃฉโฃฅโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โ „โ „
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June 2021

Pepe

What is Tides' favorite class?

twitchquotes: What is Tides' favorite class? Rogue of course! it has the backstabs (like tides backstabing reynad) and the betrayals (like tides betraying reynad) and the conceals (like tides true intentions)
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November 2014
Reynad

HODL

๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘
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February 2021

WallStreetBets

Response to "go fuck yourself"

What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
April 2020

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