[Copypasta] It's fucking astonishing Resident Evil was a successful franchise

twitchquotes: It's fucking astonishing Resident Evil was a successful franchise. Most of the series is mediocre or terrible. Out of the entire series 1/2/3/4/REmake/RER2 are classics. 5/7/Revelations 2 are really good. Revelations and the Outbreaks are cool. The rest are middling to trash. That includes all 3 Gun Survivor Games, Operation Raccoon City and Umbrella Corps, RE6, Resident Evil Gaiden, Code Veronica, Zero, and both Chronicles games. Plus all the phone garbage and the terrible films. Something having Resident Evil on it is like a 50/50 shot for quality.
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February 2020
From this tweet: https://twitter.com/PatStaresAt/status/1221800799526883328
What happened to this ad? :(
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My son, why did you tap last?

twitchquotes: In Romanian village there is very little water. Papparian is thirsty and asks Kripparian to get some water for him from the water tap 2 miles away. Kripp decides to go to the store first. A few hours later Kripp brings Papparian his water, only to find Papparian has had a heat stroke. With his dying breath, Papparian asks "My son, why did you tap last?"
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February 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables

twitchquotes: Hello, Mr. Veganarrian, it's Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables. We prepared your package containing: Extra Thicc 30cm Cucumber and Huge Fat Watermelon with hole. You can come to pick it up any time, and we recommend you to bring your slave Rania because package is heavy. Have a nice day and go green!
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July 2017
Kripp

Am I The Asshole for not being able to trade options for my dad? Iā€™m 6.

This started about 4 years ago when I was 2 years old. My dad started to supplement me picture books and cartoons with beginner options books and Martin Shkerli's live videos on how to pick pharmaceutical stocks. Over the course of these years I have retained absolutely nothing even though my dad has spent every waking minute trying to make me understand. He has done almost everything including having Jerome Powell's speeches play while I am sleeping and only having Warren Buffet on the TV to try and make me understand the market. Yesterday, he got to a breaking point when I couldn't differentiate between a straddle and a strangle even though we went through different strategies for almost a month straight. My dad finally convinced my mom that they were doing the right thing when he said that I will soon be a Wendy's worker begging my wife's husband for a weekly allowance because I will never amount to be anything. He couldn't fathom raising a kid who was not able to able to make a profit from trading options by the time he was 10. With all that said, if anyone wants a 6 year old child who is shitty at market strategy, plz adopt me from Eternal Sunny Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska.
September 2021

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Am I The Asshole?

When Kripp stream Prismata, all becoming well slept

twitchquotes: ļ½—ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½‹ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ ļ½“ļ½”ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½ ļ¼°ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½“ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½ļ¼Œļ½ļ½™ ļ½…ļ½™ļ½… ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‡ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„ļ¼Ž ļ½‰ ļ½—ļ½ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½“ļ½”ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ ļ½‰ ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½… ļ½“ļ½Œļ½…ļ½…ļ½ ļ½—ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½ˆ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„ļ¼Ž ļ½ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½—ļ½…ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½“ļ½Œļ½…ļ½ļ½”.
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November 2014
Kripp

Dude, your donger is showing!

twitchquotes: (Ź˜į—©Ź˜') Dude, your donger is showing (Ź˜į—©Ź˜')
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October 2014
Kripp
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