[Copypasta] It's fucking astonishing Resident Evil was a successful franchise

twitchquotes: It's fucking astonishing Resident Evil was a successful franchise. Most of the series is mediocre or terrible. Out of the entire series 1/2/3/4/REmake/RER2 are classics. 5/7/Revelations 2 are really good. Revelations and the Outbreaks are cool. The rest are middling to trash. That includes all 3 Gun Survivor Games, Operation Raccoon City and Umbrella Corps, RE6, Resident Evil Gaiden, Code Veronica, Zero, and both Chronicles games. Plus all the phone garbage and the terrible films. Something having Resident Evil on it is like a 50/50 shot for quality.
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February 2020
From this tweet: https://twitter.com/PatStaresAt/status/1221800799526883328
What happened to this ad? :(
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I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday

twitchquotes: I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday. I told him it would be cool to see him play arena again. He said, โ€œWhy, so you can snipe me at 8 wins?โ€ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โ€œHuh?โ€ but he kept cutting me off and going โ€œhuh? huh? huh?โ€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I thought he was going for a brofist, so I extended my hand only to have it slapped away in disgust. Later on I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen murlocs in his hands without paying.
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July 2020
Kripp

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TSM Oriental

twitchquotes: Am I seriously the only one offended by Samsung White? They would be ranting and raving if we had a team TSM Oriental or something. Jeez
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October 2014
Riot Games

League of Legends

Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
June 2021

Is that insider trading?

If you're a passenger on a newly recertified 737MAX and it starts to nosedive into the sea so you buy shitloads of BA puts over WiFi before impact, is that insider trading?
December 2020

WallStreetBets

I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains ๐ŸŒง down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa

twitchquotes: I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains ๐ŸŒง down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa ๐ŸŒI ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains โ˜” down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa ๐ŸŒ(I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rain ๐ŸŒง)I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains โ˜”down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa ๐ŸŒ(I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rain ๐ŸŒง)I ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains โ˜” down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa ๐ŸŒI ๐Ÿ‘ bless ๐Ÿ™ the rains ๐ŸŒง down โฌ‡๏ธ in Africa ๐ŸŒ
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September 2017
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