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NA THIS EU THAT IM JUST WIDIN IN TWITCH CHAT
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This ๐๐ is money snek
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This ๐๐ is money snek. ๐๐๐ฐ๐ฐ Upsnek โฌโฌ๐๐ in 7.123 7โฃ 1โฃ2โฃ3โฃ snekonds ๐๐ or you โโ will NEVER โโโโ get monies ๐ฐ๐ฐ again Beware!! โโโโYou๐๐ don't โโ have much time!!๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ You ๐๐ may never โโget monies ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ again!!
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Having to call a judge โyour honorโ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
โYour Honorโ. I mean gimmie a fuckinโ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iโve seriously seen courtrooms where theyโll say โSirโ and the judge will be like โItโs โYour Honorโ young man!!โ
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use โSirโ like everybody else.
Itโs some LARPING Iโd expect kids to do. โOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!โ
Shut up.
EDIT: Iโm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yโall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying โitโs just a title, like Doctor!โ. Judges have a title like โDoctorโ, itโs called โJudgeโ - Doctors donโt expect us to call them โThy Healerโ or some crap like that.
Hi Michael, it's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln here
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Hi Michael, it's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln here, 16th president of the USA. Just wondering if you can let me see your minimap. I realize you don't like "ghosting" but maybe you can make an exception for me. Sorry for spooking you.
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what is a fortnight?
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Hello Iโm Jeff a father of a 12 year old boy one day my son asked me to get a free game called fortnight at first I was ok with me but his intelligence started to slowly disappear after two months and now he is calling me a default and doing satanic movements around the house please send help
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Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta
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โGive me a second, guys,โ Kripp says. โGotta hit up the bathroomโ He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately springs up from his chair and shouts "I LOVE THIS GAME!" before giving Dex a swift pat on the head. As Dex yips loudly in delight, Kripp runs over to give Rania a kiss on the cheek. Rania then tries to take out the trash, but Kripp swiftly grabs the bag from her and does it for her. Elated, Kripp wipes the sweat off his forehead, sits back down, and resumes his stream.
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