[Copypasta] InvaderVie sub shaming

twitchquotes: It doesn't really matter how much money you make, or how much money you have πŸ˜„ That's really the thing because I'm not asking you large financial contribution! 20$ is quite alot of money. A sub is 5 dollars! It doesn't matter how broke you are πŸ˜„ If you have time to watch Twitch, you have 10$, if you don't, you should be working and earning money. Or you're saying you're so irresponsable with your money you won't support the entertainment you enjoy?! πŸ˜†
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April 2020
InvaderVie's subshaming controversy: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/invadervie-twitch-subscriber-shaming-controversy
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With this chant I summon spam to the chat!

twitchquotes: β•°( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° )γ€β”€β”€β˜†γƒ»οΎŸClickity Clack, Clickity Clack, with this chant I summon spam to the chat! β•°( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° )γ€β”€β”€β˜†γƒ»οΎŸ
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Classic

This guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy appendix can't win against an appendicitis like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely that appendicitis to win" β˜‘ β€œHe topdecked the only appendicitis that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect infection" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do” β˜‘ β€œI played that perfectly"
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Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Kripp, this is Lucky Sanders!

twitchquotes: Oh my god, Kripp, I've finally found you! This is Lucky Sanders! We served together in 'Nam, remember? I was the field medic in your squad! Man, I remember how you used to always volunteer to take out those Charlie sharpshooters even though I said I could handle them with my M60. "Never, Lucky," you would say. "You're too valuable to the squad." I saw you swim through stream after stream, leaving a trail of dead snipers behind you. Thank you, Kripp. You fought that war perfectly.
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Kripp

Hearthstone

Grubhub perks gives you deals on the food you love

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