[Copypasta] InvaderVie sub shaming

SPAM THIS BREAD TO HELP BALD HEAD

twitchquotes: SPAM 🥖 THIS 🥖 BREAD 🥖 TO 🥖 HELP 🥖 BALD 🥖 HEAD 🥖

twitch chat

May 2019

Bender

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September 2021

Hi David, this is Akali's daughter

twitchquotes: Hi David, this is Akali's daughter. I noticed you have been picking my mom for your team in gym class. i have been having a really tough time since she left home, and it doesn’t make it easy on me when you reroll and say "i guess we're going assasins.“ I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if your mom left you to go carry an old man. Akali is just a poor single mom that is overworked to death. Why don’t you try being a little more exclusive.

twitch chat

July 2019

dogdog

Teamfight Tactics

I use Linux as my operating system

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

June 2021

Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me?

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper

HUH k

I'm really strong right now ResidentSleeper

Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me? What the fuck ResidentSleeper

We played that so bad ResidentSleeper

twitch chat

November 2016

imaqtpie

[Copypasta] InvaderVie sub shaming

SPAM THIS BREAD TO HELP BALD HEAD

Rhyme Chant

Super Smash Bros

Bender

Hi David, this is Akali's daughter

Teamfight Tactics

I use Linux as my operating system

Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me?

League of Legends

[Copypasta] InvaderVie sub shaming

SPAM THIS BREAD TO HELP BALD HEAD

Rhyme Chant

Super Smash Bros

Bender

Hi David, this is Akali's daughter

Teamfight Tactics

I use Linux as my operating system

Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me?

League of Legends

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