[Copypasta] InvaderVie sub shaming

twitchquotes: It doesn't really matter how much money you make, or how much money you have ๐Ÿ˜„ That's really the thing because I'm not asking you large financial contribution! 20$ is quite alot of money. A sub is 5 dollars! It doesn't matter how broke you are ๐Ÿ˜„ If you have time to watch Twitch, you have 10$, if you don't, you should be working and earning money. Or you're saying you're so irresponsable with your money you won't support the entertainment you enjoy?! ๐Ÿ˜†
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April 2020
InvaderVie's subshaming controversy: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/invadervie-twitch-subscriber-shaming-controversy
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Christmas for a wsb trader

As the tree blinks from white to red to green, you look at the void under the tree that previously held presents. Fewer this year than usual, but some. How did you get here? Boredom? In March, you felt trapped with your wife and infant. You needed something to pass the time. Something you could throw yourself into fully. โ€œAre you coming to bed?โ€ your wife yells down the stairs. It seemed harmless at first, but as the pandemic drew on, so did your investment. Youโ€™ll stop soon, though. โ€œSoon!โ€ you reply, and you hear her feet climb the steps. The lights start to blink chaotically. You cringe because you could only afford the junk strands at CVS. Suddenly they haltโ€”the alternation feature brokenโ€”on red. The red fills the room and covers your flesh. You look down at your hands, and they look like theyโ€™re bleeding. Like your calls. After a timeโ€”hours?โ€”you realize youโ€™re sitting in complete darkness. Your lights have expired, worthless.
December 2020

WallStreetBets

Pinkie Pie

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“
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November 2014

Kripp and Tony Gambino Casino in Reno

twitchquotes: ษขแดแดแด… แด…แด€ส แดแด„แด›แด€แด ษชแด€ษด, แด€สŸ แด˜แด€แด„ษชษดแด สœแด‡ส€แด‡, แด„แด€สŸสŸษชษดษข ษชษด า“ส€แดแด แด›สœแด‡ แด›แดษดส ษขแด€แดส™ษชษดแด แด„แด€sษชษดแด ษชษด ส€แด‡ษดแด. ษช'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ สแดแดœ แด€ษดแด… สแดแดœส€ แด˜แด€แด˜แด€ส€ส€ษชษดแด แด›แด sแด›แด€ส€ ษชษด แด›สœแด‡ สŸแด€แด›แด‡sแด› แดา“ แดส แด›ส€ษชแด แดา“ ษดแด‡แดโ”€แด˜แดส€ษดแดส€ษชษดแดs, "า“ษชสŸษชแด˜ษชษดแดโ”€สŸแด€แด›ษชษดแดs sสœแดแด ษชษดษข แดŠแด€สŸแด€แด˜แด‡ษดแดs แดœแด˜ แด›สœแด‡ษชส€ แด˜แด‡แด‡โ”€สœแดสŸแด‡s เซฉ,"แด…ษชส€แด‡แด„แด›แด‡แด… ส™ส ฯ™แดœแด‡ษดแด›ษชษด แด›แด€ส€แด€ษดแด›ษชษดแด. ษขษชแด แด‡ แดแด‡ แด€ แด„แด€สŸสŸ, แด€แดษชษขแด
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

My fifth sudoku this week

twitchquotes: Well I regret to inform you Kripp that your choice to return to Path of Poe has confirmed my suicide tonight. It had been a fun ride, but I simply cannot afford to live any longer. Please bless me that I may rip in paparolies, as this will be my fifth suicide this week.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Dear Person in the chat, you are beautiful

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Dear Person in the chat, you are beautiful. Whatever is going on in your life right now, please know that you matter and your story is important. You are loved (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
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March 2016
Kripp
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