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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade (Portal)
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
twitchquotes:Tyler, you are a role model to other streamers where you dont prioritize your subs, you are a man of culture who appreciates many things with your 195 IQ. You solved many of the worlds mysteries and invented 400k viewer records. You make even the worst games winnable and never surrender at 15. You are the sole man to walk the Earth capable of achieving such feats. You will leave your footprints in history books.
Tyler, you are a role model to other streamers where you dont prioritize your subs, you are a man of culture who appreciates many things with your 195 IQ. You solved many of the worlds mysteries and invented 400k viewer records. You make even the worst games winnable and never surrender at 15. You are the sole man to walk the Earth capable of achieving such feats. You will leave your footprints in history books.
My boyfriend doesnt know (from r/trueoffmychest)
At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocadoβs asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". Theyβve been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriendβs brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking heβs keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesnβt know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brotherβs LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. Iβm literally pissing myself as I write this.
At the beginning of this month, my boyfriend received an email from his brother with the subject "Dude check this out" and a Google Doc called "!!NEW RAP!!". When my boyfriend opened it, all that was on the doc was a picture of Nikocado Avocadoβs asshole. When my boyfriend texted his brother about receiving his email, he replied "what email?". Theyβve been going back and forth since about the email, my boyfriendβs brother saying he never sent an email and my boyfriend thinking heβs keeping up the act. What my boyfriend doesnβt know is I sent the email. I made an almost identical looking email, one letter off, and even managed to find the exact email profile picture from his brotherβs LinkedIn. Now it kills me every time I see them go at it. Iβm literally pissing myself as I write this.
NAXXRAMAS expansion has been UNRELEASED
twitchquotes:ATTENTION: The NAXXRAMAS expansion has been UNRELEASED in order to make room for the Gnomes Vs. Goblins expansion. We apologize for any dongers raised by this message.
ATTENTION: The NAXXRAMAS expansion has been UNRELEASED in order to make room for the Gnomes Vs. Goblins expansion. We apologize for any dongers raised by this message.