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Is buttcheeks one word, or shall I spread them apart?
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What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas
Listen to me, chat. You have a problem
twitchquotes:
Listen to me, chat. You have a problem. We both know you're depressed, anxious, and unhealthy in general. You spend all day on Twitch enjoying games vicariously through others and spamming copypastas in chat. This has to stop. I'm asking you NOT to copy and paste this message, but go outside for a change. Get a new hobby. Make some friends. Turn over a new leaf. It's your only hope at this point.
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K3soju dating FIRST or EIF
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K3soju met that cute girl. They talked a lot, she seemed perfect. Caring, funny and also unbelievably pretty. He felt that she is the one for him. Once, during their long night conversation, he asked her how many boyfriends she had before him. She said - only one. Michael got furious. "There's no way. I'm not playing for second! I'm FIRST or EIF" Then he muted her and never met her again.
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k3soju
I am a sub with cash
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Hey you poor, underage trash. ๐๏ธ You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am a sub. Means I am a VIP. Means I got cash. ๐ต What you got? You got shit. ๐ฉ You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. ๐ฏ We subbed because we have cash. ๐ต Real life jobs, real life credit cards.
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plebs vs subs
I hate Moonmoon_ow's chat so much
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I hate Moonmoon_ow's chat so much. All they do is spam a stupid copy pasta or some other moronic emote and circlejerk with each other. Why can't they do something productive with their lives? I tell everyone on Reddit about this and they all agree that Twitch Chat is ridiculous and stupid. And they all hope that they get Moonmoon_ow's attention by spamming, rather than having intelligent discussions with others and the streamer, I'm going back to Reddit.
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MOONMOON
I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to
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I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to. Your life is fucking empty, which is why you're relishing this little bit of attention you're getting from someone. You spent an evening tweeting inane opinions and reactions into the void. Let me know when reality kicks in.
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