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Is buttcheeks one word, or shall I spread them apart?
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What happened to this ad? :(
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My Kappa is broken
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My Κappa is broken 
My Κappa is broken My Κappa is broken My Κappa is broken
My Κappa is broken My Κappa is broken My Κappa is broken
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RNGesus pounds Reynad's sweet, supple orifice relentlessly
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Hello fair maiden Reynad, this is the valiant knight Sir Coppus Pastaronus. I have come to rescue you from the mystical Tower of Salt, where the cruel innkeeper RNGesus has pounded your sweet, supple orifice relentlessly to the beat of Lord 
Please no paste.
Please no paste.
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Reynad
PETA must be alerted
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Last night at Greece's most prominent Red Light District, Kripp was seen pimping out Catarrian for very cheap. PETA must be alerted of this horrid cat prostitution ring hidden under this "Twitch streaming"
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Kripp
Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike?
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Hey Kripp. Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike? My friend is a developer at Blizzard and he invented Flamestrike. He has been getting spam letters in the mail threatening to "brofist" him. These spammers claim to be "insane" and "crazy" and "have exactly what they need to beat him." I am worried for him, please help. Thanks man.
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Kripp
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Please fulfill my dreams Kripp
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Kripp, this is Alnilamlol - I am a long time viewer and you never brofisted me when i subbed 1 year ago 
- please fulfill my dreams kripp .. Please ..
- please fulfill my dreams kripp .. Please ..
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Kripp