[Copypasta] Is buttcheeks one word

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twitch chat
June 2020
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Maya's mod responds to Miz and Maya break up

I wish I could say I didn't see this coming but...sigh..I definitely did. To many people not in the loop it may have come as a shock. They certainly LOOKED like a happy couple, but when you've been a twitch mod for as long as I have...you notice certain things. As Maya's head mod and commandant in charge of holding off weirdos I could tell very clearly that something was up. The way she acted on stream, her general atmosphere, twas as if a beautiful chrysanthemum was being oppressed by a violent and balding Gardner. Someone who had not the faintest idea how to look after beautiful flowers. But the time has come, the thorns and nature hath come to wreak havok. At the moment a plan is being drafted by me and the sub mods to find her a new boyfriend who is fit to properly look after her. Naturally I will be taking the temporary (and maybe permanent if all goes to plan πŸ˜‰) role of boyfriend/guardian. But while I reveal my plans and provide you all a mere glimpse at the machinations set in motion by this breakup I must warn you... BACK OFF... This is not your fight, you have no idea who you are dealing with. If you come after her now without going through the necessary protocols then I won't be able to control myself. There is a reason I would never show myself on stream or play among us. There is a side to the top twitch dog that you don't wanna know about. These fangs are here for a reason, don't. Make me. Use them.
September 2021
Maya

Simps

Amogus Army

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April 2022

Among Us / Amogus

HELP MY DONGER IS ON FIRE

twitchquotes: ( Ν‘Β°Μ’ Μ’Κ–Ν‰ Ν‹Β°)Μƒ Ν—H̟EΝ’LΜ“PΝ— ͈MΝ™YΝ• ́DΜΏO͝NGΜ­EΝ‹RΜ° ͜I͝SΜ¦ ̏ONΜ‘ Ν¨F̊IΝ‚RΝ†EΝƒ Ν ( Ν‘Β°ΜΆ ΝœΚ–Μ½ Ν˜Β°Ν—)Ν‰
twitch chat
December 2014
imaqtpie

Bring on the PLEBOLUTION

twitchquotes: Dear subs, I may be a pleb but I am a human being. Please stop taking out your BDSM fantasies of caging us to satisfy your sexual frustration. Bring on the PLEBOLUTION α•™(Ψ¨_Ψ¨)α•—
twitch chat
August 2015
Trump

plebs vs subs

I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze

twitchquotes: I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze. Her colored hair gives of the scent of strawberries in bloom, and her pink gun leaves a smell of bubblegum when shot. Her body smells of sweat, and a strong womanhood. I would love to stuff my head right into her armpit and smother myself. To smell her tomboyish energy. I would die for this..
twitch chat
June 2017

Overwatch

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