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Fedora McTippersen, president of the ultimate gentleman Reddit Group
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Hey there Mister Michael Santana, i'm Fedora McTippersen, president of the ultimate gentleman Reddit Group. We come to contact you in great euphoria to ask if you wanna join us in our path to enlight the world about atheism. Goodnight, M'lord.
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釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽 Flex your Dongers for Harambe! 釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽 Flex your Dongers for Harambe! 釙︵技嗉庎憾_嗉庎憾嗉结晽
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My girlfriend鈥檚 dad is a banking exec (post on /r/cryptocurrency)
My girlfriend鈥檚 dad is a banking exec, I told him I鈥檓 all in on crypto
He and I met yesterday. He is a kind and mild mannered guy who comes off as deeply intelligent. I asked him how he felt about decentralized finance and he said it was a risky venture (no surprise from his banking point of view) and anyone putting money into it is a fool.
He seemed disappointed that his daughter鈥檚 boyfriend wanted to talk about crypto. For me, crypto has fundamentally changed my life - it has taught me about finance, geopolitics, and that I have the agency to live a life I wasn鈥檛 sure was possible. So, when he seemed disappointed, what did I do? I doubled down. I gave an impassioned speech about why cryptocurrency is changing the world and democratizing resources that traditionally only the wealthy had access to. It is giving poor communities a fighting chance and that it is revolutionary and something that is a big part of my investment strategy.
I don鈥檛 know what the point of this post is, but I just, idk, he made me feel like a fool of an investor because he either just doesn鈥檛 get it or is scared of it and I feel like his view of me has become less favorable in terms of dating his daughter, but I鈥檓 going to stand up for what I believe in.
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Cybrix virus strikes with thin crust of pizza
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Hello my name is Pepperino Connors this will be my 127th day since the CYBRIX virus striked the Capitols of every importante cities of the World with thin crust of pizza. If someone would have warned us about this madness we could have saved the 0.000000001% of the population. Pls copy this madnerinos to warn them of the imninent threat
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Only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
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only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant 
only the chosen can ride this beautiful elephant
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