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Is buttcheeks one word, or shall I spread them apart?
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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper
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I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of the night, making an erotic hissing noise, and then spewing my particles all over them. People say to me that a person being a monster in a dying Swedish pixel game is impossible and Iβm more autistic than a Fortnite default, but I donβt care, Iβm beautiful. Iβm having a doctor fill me with gunpowder and implementing green and black pigments into my skin. From now on I want you guys to call me "Creepus Explodusβ and respect my right to appear on retarded children's backpacks and sweaters. If you canβt accept me youβre a mob-phobe and need to check your entity privilege. Thank you all for being so understanding.
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Reynad and Kripp lay sprawled across the bed
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Reynad and Kripp lay sprawled across the bed, every inch of them exhausted from the rigorous topdecking that had just occurred. "Your deck was crazy" Kripp whimpered before remebering that he'd forgotten to pay. He grabbed a few coins from his emergency OJ stash. "Welcome to the five dollar club" he said as Reynad oiled up for the brofist.
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