[Copypasta] The LGBTQ future

twitchquotes: The year is 2040. The LGBTQ party has taken over the whole world. Being heterosexual is illegal. At age 14, everyone is forced by law to change to another one of the 666 different genders. The last gamers hide in the sewers, eating rats and enjoying decade-old videogames; the last ones without identity politics woven directly in the code. Their last hope: leaving edgy comments in reviews on Steam.
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July 2020
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Ebolus enchantus

twitchquotes: (∩ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)βŠƒβ”β˜†οΎŸ. * ・ ｑﾟ Ebolus enchantus(∩ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)βŠƒβ”β˜†οΎŸ. * ・ ｑﾟ Ebolus enchantus(∩ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)βŠƒβ”β˜†οΎŸ. * ・ ｑﾟ Ebolus enchantus
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Kripp

Twitch chat isn’t that dumb

twitchquotes: Twitch chat isn’t that dumb. They don’t just copy paste anything. Believe it or not, most people in chat have functioning brains. Watch, no one in chat will repost this message.
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April 2019

Squid

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November 2014

I was banned for posting long paragraphs

twitchquotes: Hi Trump I was banned for posting "long paragraphs" according to my 3rd grade english teacher a paragraph is 6 or more sentences and a long paragraph is over 9. I would like compensation for this bannerino i recieved from some of your le nazi mods. I think that this should recieve at least 420/69 points for my paper. Please no copy pasterilni linguini pleaserini.
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April 2015
Trump

Hello Moonman or whatever your name is

twitchquotes: Hello Moonman or whatever your name is, I just wanted to tell you to please stop ruining my chat experience with these "smugs" and "smegs" and what not. Honestly, I find them absolutely infuriating to see in every chatroom I stumble upon. Fuck that dumb purple lady.
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MOONMOON
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