[Copypasta] The LGBTQ future

twitchquotes: The year is 2040. The LGBTQ party has taken over the whole world. Being heterosexual is illegal. At age 14, everyone is forced by law to change to another one of the 666 different genders. The last gamers hide in the sewers, eating rats and enjoying decade-old videogames; the last ones without identity politics woven directly in the code. Their last hope: leaving edgy comments in reviews on Steam.
twitch chat
July 2020
I used to be a real ad
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My daughter was born with a hearing impairment

twitchquotes: My daughter was born with a hearing impairment than ultimately left her deaf shortly after birth. I have been working for years to pay for a new surgery that would allow her to hear again. Today was her 8th birthday and I managed to get her what she's always wanted for her birthday, the sense of hearing. I decided to let her listen in on what Daddy has been watching late at night and I turn on your stream and what do I hear? Silence. Now she's crying thinking she's deaf again, Nice job Kripp.
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Classic

Trump Biden fanfic

Trump wins the election by one vote. He tries to find out who the last vote was. It was Biden. He then says to Biden β€œafter all this you still voted for me?” Trump then changes his vote to Biden which then makes it a tie. They both get very emotional. Biden then leans in and makes out with trump on national television. They run away and live the rest of their lives together. Which leaves Kanye west as the 46th president of the United States.
November 2020

2020 US Election

Incel Revolutionary Party

twitchquotes: I am going to start a new party called "Incel Revolutionary Party" or "IRP". Almost all women will be taken into concentration camps and they get a handpicked incel boyfriend. The uglier the incel is, the better looking the girl is. Incels that are good looking will only get the fattest and ugliest girlfriends. Non-incels (infidels) will be taken into conversion camps and they will be forced to eat junk food, game all day, never go outside, and never work out. They will be converted to incels. Non-incel women that are against the forced girlfriend laws will also be converted into "incel-allies" by watching state-sponsored propaganda videos that are all about how sad incels are and how much they need girlfriends. There will also be some Chads, Brads and Tyrones that will not be converted into incels because the women who are incels (femcels) will not have to be a forced girlfriend. They will get a free boyfriend. If the chosen chads, brads and tyrones are against the laws, they will also be forced to watch propaganda videos about sad femcels are.
twitch chat
November 2020

Leifman is awkward

twitchquotes: οΌ·ο½ˆο½…ο½Ž ο½Œο½…ο½‰ο½†ο½ο½ο½Ž ο½”ο½ο½Œο½‹ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ο½•ο½ο½‚ο½Œο½… ο½ο½•ο½”ο½ο½ο½ο½”ο½‰ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½Œο½™ ｇｏ ｔｏ ο½ο½—ο½‹ο½—ο½ο½’ο½„οΌŽ οΌ¬ο½…ο½‰ο½†ο½ο½ο½Ž ｇｅｔ ｒｅｋｔ ｂｙ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｋｒｉｐｐ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½†ο½…ο½…ο½Œ ａｔ ο½ο½Žο½… ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½ƒο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½…οΌŽ ａｌｌ ο½‚ο½…ο½ƒο½ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½•ο½Žο½ο½ο½„ ο½Œο½…ο½‰ο½†ο½ο½ο½ŽοΌŽ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

MOM I NEED V-BUCKS

twitchquotes: β—οΈβœ‹ OK MOM βœ‹β—οΈWE NEED TO TALK 😑😀 I NEED V-BUCKS πŸ˜œπŸ’΅ I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S 😎🀨 I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM 😫🀬 I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH πŸ—‘οΈπŸ”« I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR πŸ˜πŸ‘ NOW I NEED YOU πŸ§πŸ‘‰ TO BUY ME V-BUCKS 😎πŸ”₯ I'VE GOTTA SHOW 🀯🀬 MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE πŸ”₯πŸ˜ŽπŸ’― NOW I'LL BE IN BED πŸ˜΄πŸ’€ BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT πŸ˜”πŸ“šπŸšΈ
twitch chat
November 2018

Fortnite

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