[Copypasta] The LGBTQ future

twitchquotes: The year is 2040. The LGBTQ party has taken over the whole world. Being heterosexual is illegal. At age 14, everyone is forced by law to change to another one of the 666 different genders. The last gamers hide in the sewers, eating rats and enjoying decade-old videogames; the last ones without identity politics woven directly in the code. Their last hope: leaving edgy comments in reviews on Steam.
twitch chat
July 2020
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hablo espaneo

twitchquotes: helo fabby i am hablo espaneo i come from mexican i am liking your curse videos. after i am watching your streaming video i am strong enough to shoot father hablo with crossing bow. learning tumble and fight dragon. i now in jail watching stream with dyrus on big tv. no copy pasterino macachino banerinio spamino. thank u
twitch chat
July 2014
Dyrus

Kripp's salt

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ascii art
November 2014
Kripp

Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

twitchquotes: ๅฐธๅฐบไน‡ๅฐธๅ‚ๅฐบไน‡ ไธ‹ๅฃๅฐบ ไธ…ๅฐบๅฃๅ‡ตไนƒไนšไน‡! ๅ‚๐ ˜จๅˆ€ ไปŽๅ‚้•ฟไน‡ ๅทฅไธ… ๅˆ€ๅฃๅ‡ตไนƒไนšไน‡! ไธ…ๅฃ ๅฐธๅฐบๅฃไธ…ไน‡ๅŒšไธ… ไธ…ๅ„ไน‡ ๅฑฑๅฃๅฐบไนšๅˆ€ ไธ‹ๅฐบๅฃไปŽ ๅˆ€ไน‡ใƒชๅ‚ไธ‚ไธ…ๅ‚ไธ…ๅทฅๅฃ๐ ˜จ! ไธ…ๅฃ ๅ‡ต๐ ˜จๅทฅไธ…ไน‡ ๅ‚ไนšไนš ๅฐธไน‡ๅฃๅฐธไนšไน‡ไธ‚ ๅฑฑๅทฅไธ…ๅ„ๅทฅ๐ ˜จ ๅฃๅ‡ตๅฐบ ๐ ˜จๅ‚ไธ…ๅทฅๅฃ๐ ˜จ! ไธ…ๅฃ ๅˆ€ไน‡๐ ˜จๅฃๅ‡ต๐ ˜จๅŒšไน‡ ไธ…ๅ„ไน‡ ไน‡ใƒชๅทฅไนšไธ‚ ๅฃไธ‹ ไธ…ๅฐบๅ‡ตไธ…ๅ„ ๅ‚๐ ˜จๅˆ€ ไนšๅฃใƒชไน‡! ไธ…ๅฃ ไน‡ไน‚ไธ…ไน‡๐ ˜จๅˆ€ ๅฃๅ‡ตๅฐบ ๅฐบไน‡ๅ‚ๅŒšๅ„ ไธ…ๅฃ ไธ…ๅ„ไน‡ ไธ‚ไธ…ๅ‚ๅฐบไธ‚ ๅ‚ไนƒๅฃใƒชไน‡! ไธไน‡ไธ‚ไธ‚ๅทฅไน‡! ไธๅ‚ไปŽไน‡ไธ‚! ไธ…ไน‡ๅ‚ไปŽ ๅฐบๅฃๅŒš้•ฟไน‡ไธ… ไนƒไนšๅ‚ไธ‚ไธ…ไธ‚ ๅฃไธ‹ไธ‹ ๅ‚ไธ… ไธ…ๅ„ไน‡ ไธ‚ๅฐธไน‡ไน‡ๅˆ€ ๅฃไธ‹ ไนšๅทฅๅŽถๅ„ไธ…! ไธ‚ๅ‡ตๅฐบๅฐบไน‡๐ ˜จๅˆ€ไน‡ๅฐบ ๐ ˜จๅฃๅฑฑ, ๅฃๅฐบ ๅฐธๅฐบไน‡ๅฐธๅ‚ๅฐบไน‡ ไธ…ๅฃ ไธ‹ๅทฅๅŽถๅ„ไธ…! ไปŽไน‡ๅฃๅฑฑไธ…ๅ„! ไธ…ๅ„ๅ‚ไธ…'ไธ‚ ๅฐบๅทฅๅŽถๅ„ไธ…!
twitch chat
August 2018

Pokemon Marathon 2018

roleplay with you as your online gf

twitchquotes: I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donโ€™t know me at all and i know itโ€™s kinda weird. I just thought maybe itโ€™d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youโ€™re straight. Iโ€™m a boy thatโ€™s why I was saying roleplay.. this isnโ€™t a troll. again, I know itโ€™s really random and weird. Iโ€™m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here
twitch chat
July 2019

Classic

NOPERS

twitchquotes: G๏ฎžอž ฬถอž โœŠ ฬถอž D NOPERS โฑญอž ฬถอž โœŠ ฬถอž ๏ป๏ฎžอž
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January 2021
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