[Copypasta] Don't feel bad, I'm just better that you

twitchquotes: Don't feel bad, I'm just better that you. Every morning I wake up and wash my adderall down with GFUELℒ️, I have a python script that uploads my gameplay directly to reddit and I have amassed over 3 million karma. I only have TTV in my name ironically but also I have a stream PogChamp. If my ping were lower I would literally never lose, my 80% headshot percentage (op included) always carries my team. Let's be honest LUL you will probably never be on my level because of my insane natural talent.
twitch chat
August 2020
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Albert Einstein and Arteezy's farm

twitchquotes: Albert Einstein, one of the greatest minds to ever live, was once perplexed by the speed at which Arteezy was able to farm. Seemingly impossible GPMs of 800+ every game were consistently observed, leading to the hypothesis that this was no fluke. Einstein spent the last years of his life trying to prove the ability of Arteezy's farm existed within the laws of science. Critics laughed at his efforts, claiming that Arteezy's farm was an undeniable act of divine intervention. It wasn't until the end when Einstein found the answer. On his deathbed, Einstein spent the last seconds of his life jotting down what is now the world's most infamous scientific formula. r=tzΒ²
twitch chat
November 2014
Arteezy

Keepo

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affirmative

twitchquotes: πŸ‘Œaffirmative πŸ’“amen πŸ’«fine πŸ™good πŸ™Œokay 😸true πŸ˜‡yea πŸŽ‰all right⚑aye 🌟beyond a doubt πŸ”₯by all means 🌈certainly ✨definitely πŸ†’β—even so πŸ’―exactly πŸ”†gladly good enough❀ granted πŸ’—indubitably πŸ˜†just so πŸ’₯most assuredly 😎naturally πŸ’ͺof course πŸ’positively 😻precisely 🌹sure thing πŸ’Œsurely πŸ’undoubtedly πŸ’Žunquestionably 🎊very well 🎢willingly πŸŽ‹without fail 🚩yepπŸ‘ˆ
twitch chat
February 2019

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I can't wait for you to be our new maid

twitchquotes: Hi Imaqtpie is Reginald Dinh here. I'm messaging to offer you a spot on my team. I think you'd fill the role very well, to be honest I don't know anyone in the scene who is better equipped. I can't wait for you to be our new maid.
twitch chat
October 2014
imaqtpie

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