[Copypasta] I hardly ever watch twitch anymore

twitchquotes: I hardly ever watch twitch anymore, and itโ€™s mostly because of cringe chat. All you do is copy and paste the same things or constantly repeat the same stupid emotes in response to everything. So predictable and annoying
twitch chat
September 2020
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All Star by Ben Shapiro

Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead. This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didnโ€™t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as thereโ€™s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that youโ€™ll never know if you donโ€™t go, nor you will shine if you donโ€™t glow. For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, youโ€™re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

Minecraft creeper head

โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
December 2020

Yep

twitchquotes: sneaky's lips began to form the word. his lips were pursed into what couldn't be quite called an O shape, the sound of a C starting to leave his mouth. his lips stayed rounded as he let out the O, then finally flattened as he released the word. "cock," he finally spoke into the microphone, the tantalizing seconds over. he smiled watching the endless spam of "Yep", seeing the storm just one word could create.
twitch chat
July 2020
Sneaky

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ???? Their gender ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
August 2021

Pepe with wine

โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโก โฃดโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃซโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃฅโขนโฃŸโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃƒโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โฃ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฏโก“โขปโ ฟโ ฟโ ทโกœโฃฏโ ญโขฝโ ฟโ ฏโ ฝโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃผโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฅโฃโ ‚โ โ ˆโขธโ ฟโข†โ ฑโ ฏโ „โ ˆโ ธโฃ›โก’โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃญโกญโขŸโฃฒโฃถโกฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ‹โ „โ „โฃดโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโขถโก€ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃ›โ ฟโขฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก„โ „โขฐโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃง โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกนโฃญโฃ›โ ณโ ถโ ฌโ ญโขญโฃโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃซโฃญโกฅโ „โ ธโก„โฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโข‡โกŸ โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃญโฃ›โฃ›โก›โ ณโ ถโ ถโ ถโฃถโฃถโฃถโ ถโ „โ „โ „โ ™โ ฎโฃฝโฃ›โฃซโกตโ Šโ  โฃโกฒโ ฎโฃโฃ™โฃ›โฃ›โกปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ –โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฆโฃฌโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃดโฃทโฃฆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ คโ ฟโ ฆโ คโ „โ „
July 2020

Pepe

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