[Copypasta] Keep spamming, while I succeed in life

twitchquotes: Since my IQ is quite above the average, I will not be joining this spamming festival. I know you would not understand it, just like you dont understand why I have a good job, and big library. Keep spamming, while I succeed in life
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October 2020
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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I put sushi in my husbandโ€™s butthole while he was asleep

He was sleeping soundly naked, and I was eating leftover sushi. I couldn't help myself. I spread open his cheeks ever so softly, and tucked a slice of Philly roll right next to his puckered asshole. He did not wake up. When he awoke several hours later, he thought he had shit himself. I managed to video him discovering it was in his asshole, and I cannot stop watching him dig salmon, cream cheese, and rice out of his butthole. I also cannot stop laughing. I needed to tell someone.
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New positive chat with kripp'

twitchquotes: ใƒฝ(โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)๏พ‰ โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's deck is well chosen!โ€ โ˜‘ "He had the skill and the heart of the cards!" โ˜‘ โ€œHe drew into one of many possible cards that could beat me!โ€ โ˜‘ "He drafted well, played well!" โ˜‘ โ€œI gave the game my best, and that's all that matters!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œIf I'm lucky, we can have another game soon!โ€ ใƒฝ(โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)๏พ‰
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100% chance to have less FREEDOM AND LIBERTY

twitchquotes: (ส˜อก ส–อœ ส˜อก เธ‡) I AM EUROFAG. I have a 100% chance to have less FREEDOM AND LIBERTY than a citizen of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (ส˜อก ส–อœ ส˜อก เธ‡)
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Kripp

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Oh god I want xqc so bad

twitchquotes: Oh god I want xqc so bad ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฆ he's so smart ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ“š and cute ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ™ˆ I would take him to my apartment and kiss him ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ˜˜ lick him ๐Ÿ‘… ๐Ÿ˜› and finger him ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘Œ I would fuck him ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ then I'd get him pregnant ๐Ÿคฐ ๐Ÿ‘ถ and we'd raise our own little baby ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and play fortnite with him ๐ŸŽฎ โŒจ๏ธ xd
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VAPE Master hat and dress

twitchquotes: deIlluminati only the VAPE-MASTER can wear this vape hat VapeNation and has the perfect body for this beautiful dress DNCbell
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Kripp

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