[Copypasta] DONALD TRUMP NUDES

My wife told me to talk dirty to her

So the wife and I were getting into it and she told me to talk dirty to her. So I called her a filthy slut. She said “dirtier!” So I smacked her around and told her I was going to use her like the cheap whore she is. She said “dirtier!” So I said “I’m gonna stick some SQQQ in your portfolio. I’m gonna put it in long and deep. I’m gonna fill you up with way OTM SPY puts.” She then slapped me, packed a bag and took the kids. I think we’re getting a divorce.

April 2021

WallStreetBets

I love my new hat KappaClaus

twitchquotes: I love my new hat KappaClaus

but it's too hot lemme take it off KappaRoss

damn my hair is messy lemme fix it NotLikeThis

ahh much better Kappa

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April 2016

Trick2g

What do you do if someone bullies you?

twitchquotes: Now little Jimmy what do you do if someone bullies you? "I-Ignore them?" Little Jimmy says. "NO!" His parent screams. The parent leans into his ear and whispers "Delete them..."

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February 2019

Hey, kripp! ¿Qué pasa, hombre?

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! ¿Qué pasa, hombre? Es Jeff de la clase de Historia del último semestre. No sabía que eras una especie de celebridad famosa hahahaha. Batirme, hombre. Por cierto, ¿alguna vez te uniste a Brian? Él era un niño de T H I C C. XD Eres un perro así. Es genial verte de nuevo. ¡Golpéame en algún momento!

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June 2017

Kripp

If that's not his knee then wha...

twitchquotes: If that's not his knee then wha... oh my... Kappa

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February 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] DONALD TRUMP NUDES

My wife told me to talk dirty to her

WallStreetBets

I love my new hat KappaClaus

What do you do if someone bullies you?

Hey, kripp! ¿Qué pasa, hombre?

If that's not his knee then wha...

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