[Copypasta] DONALD TRUMP NUDES

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October 2020
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Lying about service dogs

I work in a restaurant. We only allow dogs in if they are service dogs. If anyone comes in with any dog I ask; β€˜Is it a service dog?’ With a big wink to give them the opportunity to lie to me making it obvious I want them to. If at first they say β€˜no’ I reply with β€˜are you sure? This dog here? Sure looks like a service dog to me. Are you sure this is not a service dog?’with another big wink Always works. I love dogs
July 2021

Obama Not Bad

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July 2015

I Love You

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February 2021

Catarrian hungry

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Catarrian here. Far too long have I meowed and you've ignored my plea for food. Here you are bragging to everybody about the militant "vegan" that you are, yet you neglect animals. It's time everybody knows the truth meow so we can report your sorry Romanian *** to PETA.α•™ΰ»’(Λ΅οΏ£α΄₯οΏ£Λ΅)ΰ₯­α•—
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November 2014
Kripp

FACEBOOK OUTDAITED

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