[Copypasta] DONALD TRUMP NUDES

twitchquotes: IF ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ YOU ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ SEE ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ A LINK ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ THAT ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ SAYS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ DONALD ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ TRUMP ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ NUDES ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ DONโ€™T ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ CLICK ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ITS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ A ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ VIRUS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ THAT ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ PUTS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ AMERICAN ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ FLAGS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ BETWEEN ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ EVERY ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ WORD ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ YOU ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ TYPE
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October 2020
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Under the sea

twitchquotes: ๐ŸŽตUnder the sea๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽตUnder the sea๐ŸŽต ๐Ÿงœโ€Darling it's better ๐Ÿ‘‡ Down where it's wetter ๐ŸŒŠ Take it from ๐Ÿฆ€me ๐Ÿ˜ Up โ˜๏ธ on the ๐Ÿ– shore they ๐Ÿ‘”work all day๐Ÿ˜… Out in the ๐ŸŒžsun they slave away ๐Ÿ’ฆWhile we devotin' ๐Ÿ  Full time to floatin ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿฝ ๐ŸŽตUnder the sea๐ŸŽต
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October 2018

I hate Moonmoon_ow's chat so much

twitchquotes: I hate Moonmoon_ow's chat so much. All they do is spam a stupid copy pasta or some other moronic emote and circlejerk with each other. Why can't they do something productive with their lives? I tell everyone on Reddit about this and they all agree that Twitch Chat is ridiculous and stupid. And they all hope that they get Moonmoon_ow's attention by spamming, rather than having intelligent discussions with others and the streamer, I'm going back to Reddit.
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June 2017
MOONMOON

That hunk of a man is an E-sports athlete?

twitchquotes: That hunk of a man, [insert Cyber sportsman here], is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. Kreygasm He could be a Calvin Klein model. Kreygasm Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. Kreygasm That is by far the hottest Cyber sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. Kreygasm
twitch chat
October 2020

Rudy Giuliani brings a plate of evidence

Holy shit. Rudy Giuliani came into the presser to bring me a plate of election fraud evidence and I literally screamed at him and hit the plate of evidence out of his hand. He started yelling "HEEEREEE'S KRAKEN!" at me and I cut the live feed on him. Iโ€™m so distressed right now I donโ€™t know what to do. I didnโ€™t mean to do that to Rudy but Iโ€™m literally in shock from the evidence tonight. I feel like Iโ€™m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This canโ€™t be happening. Iโ€™m having a fucking breakdown. I donโ€™t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want to Build Back Betterโ„ข. I want Biden to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasnโ€™t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Michigan???? This is so fucked.
November 2020

2020 US Election

Its the final hand of the Mortdog High Stakes Poker Tourney

Its the final hand of the Mortdog High Stakes Poker Tourney. Kiyoon can be heard screaming "its a third??โ€ after losing the last hand. Only Raydiz and K3soju are left. Mort deals their cards. Soju smirks and says โ€œalright, betโ€. Ray, feeling confident, slides all his chips into the middle of the table โ€œfuck it, weโ€™re all in this roundโ€. Soju confidently throws down his cards โ€œ3 aces, KEWKโ€. Ray laughs and reveals his winning hand โ€œI have a straight flush, diamond 1 to diamond 5โ€
July 2022

Teamfight Tactics

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