[Copypasta] DONALD TRUMP NUDES

I sexually Identify as going second

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “UNKNOWN” and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you can’t accept me you’re a turn-twophobe

twitch chat

December 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

Yeah I'm a big deal, I start memes in chat

twitchquotes: WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?! I'll have you know i've started more memes in this chat than any man living. You think you got what it takes to go toe to toe with me? You don't. You're nothing. Your just a little Pleb in the wind, less than insignificant. I scrape more important shits of my sheets in the morning. Yeah i'm a big deal, i start memes in Twitch chat, so copy my pasta or step off, kid.

twitch chat

November 2016

I dream of becoming a carrot

twitchquotes: I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be.

twitch chat

May 2016

Classic

Tuck me

twitchquotes: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　tuck me 　　　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

This folder is empty

twitchquotes: 📂 My PC------------------------------------------------------------ └📁 Forsen Sub-------------------------------------------------------└⚠️ this folder is empty PepeHands

twitch chat

November 2018

Forsen

[Copypasta] DONALD TRUMP NUDES

I sexually Identify as going second

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

Yeah I'm a big deal, I start memes in chat

I dream of becoming a carrot

Classic

Tuck me

This folder is empty

Classic

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