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Hearthstone
ATTENTION 2003 KIDS
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βοΈβοΈβοΈATTENTION 2003 KIDSβοΈβοΈβοΈ!!! This 
is the last year of being a kid ππ¦π§! Because NEXT πYEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RSππ
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!! PARTYING ππ DRINKING π»πΈπΉπ· MAKING OUT AND SEX π
π¦π³ PERIODS π©π« HEARTBREAKS ππͺ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
is the last year of being a kid ππ¦π§! Because NEXT πYEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RSππ
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!! PARTYING ππ DRINKING π»πΈπΉπ· MAKING OUT AND SEX π
π¦π³ PERIODS π©π« HEARTBREAKS ππͺ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
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Kripp
nl_Kripp can you stop it with all the salt?
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nl_Kripp can you stop it with all the salt? I was trapped in a salt mine for 3 days straight without any water or food. I only survived by drinking my own urine and eating my toes. Every time I see you spitting salt everywhere it gives me terrible PTSD flashbacks. Thanks.
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Kripp
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Vegan Propaganda
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Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"
Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"
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Kripp
Classic
Does anyone else bite their Switch?
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Does anyone else bite their Switch? This is not a shitpost, I really do this. I don't like to rage when I'm playing online, so when something really annoying happens and I get pissed, I try not to yell or punch something. Instead, I keep a straight face and I angrily bite into my switch for a few seconds until my anger is released. The best part of this is that Nintendo seems to have built the Switch with this in mind, because the plastic material seems completely resistant to my teeth. Legit, there are never teeth marks even mere minutes after the initial chomp. What I'm wondering is, does anyone else here do the same? Am I the only munching smash player? I hope I've inspired someone to try the same, it's a super good way to take your anger out without damaging anything or making noise!
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