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A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once
A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like heβs really tall and large but the guy couldnβt be more than 5β4β. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said βThe required information is in the lab directionsβ but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadnβt even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology Iβve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldnβt find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.
A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like heβs really tall and large but the guy couldnβt be more than 5β4β. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said βThe required information is in the lab directionsβ but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadnβt even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology Iβve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldnβt find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.
American website, American computers, American game
twitchquotes:Europoors hating on USA β on a American website β with American computers β on the American invented Internet β watching an American made game β From a country that was liberated and protected by America βββ
Europoors hating on USA β on a American website β with American computers β on the American invented Internet β watching an American made game β From a country that was liberated and protected by America βββ
A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?"
A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
The teacher fainted.
A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?"
The teacher fainted.
Coca Cola shortage
twitchquotes:THIS JUST IN: Stores across the world are reporting a major shortage of 'store brand Cola'. Sources indicate that over 20 million bottles were sold within minutes of an endorsement by some dirty Romanian living in Athens.
THIS JUST IN: Stores across the world are reporting a major shortage of 'store brand Cola'. Sources indicate that over 20 million bottles were sold within minutes of an endorsement by some dirty Romanian living in Athens.