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I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams
I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams. He was very sus. I can鈥檛 stop thinking about his big red schlong destroying my anus until it鈥檚 as red as the impostor from the hitgame Among Us. I hope I can ever meet him. I would stroke his chest, give him a big slap on his butt that was hidden behind that hot latex astronaut suit. I want him in my ass, I want him to fill my twitching butthole with everything he got. This is how my wet dreams end every single day, I can鈥檛 stop thinking about the impostor of the hitgame Among Us.
Among Us / Amogus
I hate April Fool's Day
I鈥檓 fucking shaking and crying right now y鈥檃ll, and people aren鈥檛 taking me seriously. This is a DUMB FUCKING HOLIDAY, where people say shit that ISN鈥橳 FUCKING REAL for NO REASON. I鈥檝e cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, they鈥檇 be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as I鈥檓 BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. I鈥檓 allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because IT鈥橲 SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. I鈥檝e had enough
My family keeps making Amongus references
It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home馃槸馃が don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" 
and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? 馃槀馃槀馃槀. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up 馃檮馃檮馃檮 But then the worse part馃槕 every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS 馃槅 but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention 馃槸馃槄馃ぃ
The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move?
and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? 馃槀馃槀馃槀. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up 馃檮馃檮馃檮 But then the worse part馃槕 every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS 馃槅 but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention 馃槸馃槄馃ぃ
The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move?
Among Us / Amogus
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