[Copypasta] chat will copy and paste any long paragraph

twitchquotes: i love [streamer name] so much. he goes live everyday and is full of energy. im not even gonna type anything that makes sense cause chat will copy and paste it anyways. the proof to my theory will be present if chat gets filled with this paragraph
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October 2020
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A chef explaining why air fryers are a scam on r/unpopularopinion

As a chef, itā€™s an insult to hear ā€œair fryers are as good as fryingā€. Air fryers are fucking bullshit scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added. Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to shit Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time Iā€™m gonna smack the gob out of you. Edit: Iā€™m in danger, I never realized how deep the air fryer fandom goes. I will die on this hill Edit2: Iā€™ll never stop upvoting and loving you all butā€¦ but Iā€™m just gonna go cry about something totally different.. Edit3: i think id be a lot less upset if it was called an ā€œextra air ovenā€ as its a convection oven with extra fans. Edit4: if I had a dollar for every comment ā€œyou clearly donā€™t own an air fryerā€ Iā€™d be able to put it towards a new toaster oven. Edit5: the chances of getting doxxed over kitchen appliances isnā€™t high.. but never zero. Edit6: apparently air fryers are taking my job? Sorry boys and girls, no more foi gras for the rich.
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Robinhood halts trading on President's Day

This is bullshit. Iā€™m disgusted and Iā€™m honestly on the verge of having a mental fucking breakdown. Robinhood has once again halted trading. But this time itā€™s halted on all stocks. This fine Monday morning I wake up to find that all orders arenā€™t going to be filled till tomorrow morning. My dadā€™s wifeā€™s girlfriend is a powerful lawyer in Boca Raton and Iā€™m seriously considering retaining her services and filing a class action lawsuit against these citadel dick munchers. This has happened to me too many times. Iā€™m low key spiraling into madness. Donate to me on onlyfans if you want to contribute towards the legal fees. Sheā€™s giving me a pretty kickass discount, but she estimates itā€™s still going to cost $150k. This happens to be the amount I lost on gme, but this is not relevant to the conversation here. Itā€™s time to rise up and take down robinhood once and for all. Also, yeah my stepmom has a girlfriend. Itā€™s 2021 you bigots.
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Copy tagliatelli vs Copy pasta

twitchquotes: This is a campaign from Tagliatelli. We have been noticing sales drops as a result of people's choice of regular pasta rather than the much more tasty tagliatelli. Would you all please stop spreading copy pasta and start copy tagliatelli?
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Red powder found on Summoner's Rift

twitchquotes: Imaqtpie's games were delayed today after a red powder was found on the rift. After analysis, Rioters determined the red substance, unknown to Imaqtpie, was the remnants of an enemy nexus. Games resumed after Rioters decided Imaqtpie was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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Wow! I love Verizonā„¢!

twitchquotes: Wow! I love Verizonā„¢! Iā€™m glad that the internet is so free! Isnā€™t it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! Itā€™s really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed Iā€™m sure they wonā€™t abuse it! Thank you Verizonā„¢! I love Verizonā„¢! Donā€™t you love Verizonā„¢?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonā„¢! Canā€™t you see theyā€™re protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Donā€™t you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonā„¢! Thank you Verizonā„¢! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying ā€œthis is whatā€™s best for a free and open internetā€ and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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