[Copypasta] Hold Ctrl and type wash ur hands

twitchquotes: Hey guys, [streamer] has partnered with Twitch to help spread awareness about COVID-19. Hold Ctrl and type wash ur hands to earn 100 bits!
twitch chat
November 2020
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ISIS threatens Kripp

twitchquotes: Ł„Ų§Ł… ŲŒ Kripp ŲŒ Ł…ŪŒŲ±Ū’ ŲÆŁˆŲ³ŲŖ ŲŒ Ų§Ų³ Ś©Ū’ Ų§Ł¾Ł†Ū’ Ł…Ł‚Ų§Ł…ŪŒ ISIS ŲØŲ§ŲØ Ų³Ū’ ŪŪ’ . Ł…ŪŒŚŗ Ł†Ū’ Ų­Ų§Ł„ ŪŪŒ Ł…ŪŒŚŗ Ų§Ł¾Ł†Ū’ Ł…ŪŒŲÆŲ§Ł† ŚˆŪŒŚ© Ł…ŪŒŚŗ ŲØŁ…ŲØŲ§Ų±ŁˆŚŗ Ś©ŪŒ Ś©Ł…ŪŒ Ł…Ų­Ų³ŁˆŲ³ Ś©ŪŒŲ§ ŪŪ’ . ŪŒŪ ŲØŲ§Ł„Ś©Ł„ Ų­Ų±Ų§Ł… ŪŪŒŚŗ Ų§ŁˆŲ± Ų§Ł„Ł„Ū Ś©ŪŒ ŲŖŁˆŪŪŒŁ† ŪŪ’ . Ų¢Ł¾ Ų«Ł‚Ų§ŁŲŖŪŒ ŲŖŁ†ŁˆŲ¹ Ś©Ū’ ŲØŲ§Ų±Ū’ Ł…ŪŒŚŗ Ų³ŲØ Ų³Ū’ Ų§ŁˆŁ¾Ų± Ł¾Ų±ŁˆŲ§Ū ŪŪ’ Ų¢Ł¾ Ś©Łˆ Ų¢Ł¾ Ś©Ū’ ŚˆŪŒŚ© Ś©Ū’ Ų³ŲØ Ų¢ŚÆŪ’ ŲØŚ‘Ś¾Ł†Ū’ Ś©Ū’ Ł„Ų¦Ū’ Ų§Ł† Ś©Ų§Ų±ŚˆŲ² Ų“Ų§Ł…Ł„ Ś©Ų±ŪŒŚŗ ŚÆŪ’! ŲÆŁˆŲ³Ų±ŪŒ ŲµŁˆŲ±ŲŖ Ł…ŪŒŚŗ ŪŁ… Ų¢Ł¾ Ś©Łˆ Ś©Ś†Ś¾ "ŚÆŚ¾Ś‘ŪŒŁˆŚŗ" ŲØŚ¾ŪŒŲ¬Ł†Ū’ Ś©Ū’ Ł„Ų¦Ū’ Ł…Ų¬ŲØŁˆŲ± Ś©ŪŒŲ§ Ų¬Ų§Ų¦Ū’ ŚÆŲ§ . Ł…ŪŒŚŗ ŲŖŁ…ŪŪŒŚŗ ŲÆŚ¾Ł…Ś©ŪŒ ŚÆŪ’ Ł„ŪŒŚ©Ł† ŪŒŪ Ł…ŪŒŲ±ŪŒ Ų®ŁˆŲØŲµŁˆŲ±ŲŖ Ų§ŁˆŁ†Ł¹ Ś©ŪŒ ŲØŪŒŁˆŪŒ Ų³Ū’ Ł…Ų­ŲØŲŖ Ś©Ų±Ł†Ū’ Ś©Ų§ ŁˆŁ‚ŲŖ ŪŪ’ . Ų§Ł„ŁˆŲÆŲ§Ų¹ŪŒ ŲŒ Kripp
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

I sexually Identify as a Bastion

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a Bastion. Ever since I was a transistor I dreamed of being nanoboosted and firing cannonballs on the disgusting enemy team. People tell me that being a Siege Automaton is impossible but I don't care, I'm overpowered. Iā€™m having a plastic surgeon install treads, a gattling gun and a nanoboost on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me BOOSTED and respect my right to take 35% less damage 100% of the time. If not, you're an omnic-phobe and need to check your human privileges
twitch chat
March 2017

Overwatch

I sexually Identify as

Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car

twitchquotes: Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck
twitch chat
September 2019

Harambe Rick Harrison

twitchquotes: Hi. I'm Harambe, and this is my Zoo. I live here with my old zookeeper and banana, Big Yellow. Everything in here has a heart and a mind. One thing I've learned after 17 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come over that enclosure.
twitch chat
August 2016

Rick Harrison

Classic

Harambe

Seagull

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December 2015
Kripp
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