We are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin
twitchquotes:Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..
Hello Michael, this is your mother. I write here to inform you that your father and I do not approve of your timewaste playing childrens game for the internet. Therefor we are sending you to India to marry your beautiful cousin Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and work as a train conductor..
On imaqtpie playing Outlast...
twitchquotes:WOULD LUCIAN BE THIS BIG OF A BITCH WHEN HE IS TRYING TO SAVE SENNAS SOUL FROM THRESH
WOULD LUCIAN BE THIS BIG OF A BITCH WHEN HE IS TRYING TO SAVE SENNAS SOUL FROM THRESH
Arr. It's driving me nuts
twitchquotes:A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender says "whats with the wheel?". The pirate replies "Arr. it's drivin me nuts"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender says "whats with the wheel?". The pirate replies "Arr. it's drivin me nuts"
In 1992 a man named Micheal Santana was born. Before even being a Double Decade old he was a celebrity. As king of the Big Dick Club, Micheal boasted a massive 76-inch Donger. With his donger her conquered many a foe and is revered as one of the greatest men alive. With his daily blessings to his following he has amassed quite an army. I Salute the donger lord for he is our KING!
Hospitals
twitchquotes:If 700,000 people die in hospitals every year. Why don't we close down these hospitals and prevent those deaths? (つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ