[Copypasta] Have you heard about Twitch Prime?

twitchquotes: Hey guys, have you heard about Twitch Prime? Did you know you can link your Amazon Prime account to your Twitch account, and subscriber to your favorite streamer FOREVER... for 30 days.. FOR FREE!
twitch chat
November 2020
I used to be a real ad
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I like spamming copypastas

twitchquotes: I like spamming copypastas. It's my favorite activity. When they're dank, I think to myself "yes". When they're removed, I think to myself "no".
twitch chat
January 2018

twitch emotes in non-twitch chats

twitchquotes: Is it just me, or do people who say twitch emotes out loud or type twitch emotes in non-twitch chats are super cringe worthy? The whole idea of saying twitch emotes out loud or typing them out rather than just doing the action that the emote describes is just dumb to me. Instead of saying/typing "Kappa", why not type "lol" or actually laugh like a normal person.
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July 2019

Spending New years eve on twitch BibleeThump

twitchquotes: No job โœ” BibleThump Mom's house โœ” BibleThump No talents โœ” BibleThump No gf โœ” BibleThump No friends โœ” BibleThump No midnight kiss โœ” BibleThump Spending New years eve on twitch โœ” BibleThump Must be us BibleThump
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January 2017

Another response to "who asked?"

I am so tired of you always saying who asked. What if no one asked? Can I not speak up and say something when no one has asked? If everyone did this then no one would ever speak. I think I'm allowed to say what I want. Even if no one asked.
November 2021

Who Asked?

Pole Dancer Navy Seal Copypasta

What the *** did you just *** say about me, you little ***? Iโ€™ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pole Dancers, and Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous strips, and I have over 300 confirmed handstands. I am trained in pole warfare and Iโ€™m the top Ashley in the entire US strip forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the *** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *** hearthstone chat. You think you can get away with saying that *** to me over the Internet? Think again, fuckers.
October 2014

Navy Seal

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