[Copypasta] If PLTR hits 35 today

If PLTR hits 35 today I will wipe with quarter ply toilet paper and accidentally discover myself
December 2020

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I need Tesla to go $3k eoy

Ran out of condoms and told my gf I'm a pull out king. Went in raw and found out I'm king of shit. She now preggo and I need Tesla to go $3,000 eoy.
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GME short squeeze

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A man orders bat at his favorite restaurant

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Careful bulls, dangerous things past the moon

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I challenge you to β€œTurtle King”

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