[Copypasta] Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft

Please stop the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ in your chat

twitchquotes: Hello KRIPP aka GRIPPARRIAN. Please stop the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ in your chat. I am from dubai and "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ " means "your aunt has a goat ***" in arabic. I am watching with family after my aunt's funeral and we all find this extremely offensive. Will subscribe so you can fist me like a bro when it stops. Please no dan marino gran torino

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November 2014

Kripp

When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｉｕｓｅｔｈｉｓｔｅｘｔ，ｍｙｂｒａｉｎｃｅｌｌａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｂｅｇｉｎｔｏｄｉｅ．ｙｅｔｉｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅｔｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔａａｎｄｆｅｅｌｉｃｏｎｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｔｏｔｈｅｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ．ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｒｅｔａｒｄ.

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March 2014

Kripp

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Sylvester the Cat

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September 2021

#1 'Cutest Teenage Streamer' from Casual Gaming Monthly

twitchquotes: Congratulations Kripp! You have been voted #1 'Cutest Teenage Streamer' by the readers of Casual Gaming Monthly! Your ability to still look adorable while losing game after game in Hearthstone is truly something special!

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November 2014

Kripp

Vaporeon

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

November 2020

[Copypasta] Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft

Please stop the ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ in your chat

When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

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Sylvester the Cat

#1 'Cutest Teenage Streamer' from Casual Gaming Monthly

Vaporeon

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