Which one of you fucks got reddit to send me this shit
"Hi there,
A concerned redditor reached out to us about you.
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What happened to this ad? :(
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I just fired out why they call them Brokers
I just figured out why they call them βBrokersβ
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It's called empathy
Sometimes watching porn I like to pretend I'm the "woman" it's called empathy not homosexuality.
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GME revamp
GME should keep their retail stores but make it more of an experience like Hooters. Workers should be hot big tiddy goth girls or whatever other fetish gamers have. Bonuses if they have active social media (Instagram, Tik Tok, Only Fans, etc.) and extra bonus if they also stream on Twitch. 100% guaranteed increase traffic and sales in stores (simp farms). Literally cannot go tits up.
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I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me π«
I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me π«
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Is that insider trading?
If you're a passenger on a newly recertified 737MAX and it starts to nosedive into the sea so you buy shitloads of BA puts over WiFi before impact, is that insider trading?