[Copypasta] Stimulus talks going well in 2946

The year is 2946, Robot Mitch McConnel and Cyborg Nancy Pelosi report stimulus talks going well. The Dow rewards them and hits 6.02 x 1023.
December 2020

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My instagram explore tab is full of asian girls. How do I get rid of this so my gf doesn't see?
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Iā€™m a simple guy

Iā€™m a simple guy. I donā€™t know about all these fancy ā€œfinancial instrumentsā€ or ā€œmarket dynamicsā€ or ā€œwhere the clit is.ā€ I like the stock, I buy the stock.
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Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor

Just heard an employee use the ā€œF wordā€ on the trade floor, and immediately fired them. Maybe other funds will tolerate that kind of language, but donā€™t you dare talk about Fundamentals here.
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The real power of compounding

Remember, if you lose 10% a day over several days youā€™re actually losing less money as time passes. This is what people mean when they talk about the power of compounding
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Daily stock prayer

Time for our daily prayer: Our calls, Who art in PLTR, Perfect be Thy Timing. Thy tendies come. Thy expirations be done, on earth as it is in Wall Street. Give us this day our daily Lambos. And forgive us of our puts, as we forgive those who buy puts against us. And lead us not into Debt, but deliver us unto tendies. Amen
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