So you call these things "chips"? Instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights?
That’s rather bit cringe, innit bruv
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Petition to fly Kripp down to Houston
twitchquotes:
I am starting a petition to fly Kripp down to Houston to aid in the Hurricane Harvey relief effort. The unprecedented levels of 
that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer 
that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer
twitch chat
Kripp
Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector
twitchquotes:
༼ つ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ༽つ Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector, renowned Psychiatrist based in Baltimore, Maryland. I have heard you are the saltiest man alive, I am intrigued by a man of your... tastes. I would like to invite you for... dinner. ༼ つ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ༽つ
twitch chat
Kripp
Classic
salty
Mango Bay CoolCat
twitchquotes:
𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂
𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂
twitch chat
Dota 2
Kissahomie
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⣴⣼⣵⣾⣴⣤⣦⣄⣴⣶⣬⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿
⢀⣿⣭⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡶⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⡀⠄⠄
⣼⣿⣿⣿⣯⣙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿⣿⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⡀
⣿⣿⡿⢻⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠛⣼⣿⣿⣤⠘⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷
⣿⣿⣇⠈⠺⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿
⣽⣿⣿⣳⣿⡌⠙⠛⠿⠛⢋⣛⣿⣿⠇⣠⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠿⠋⠄⠈⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⢹⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣦⣶⠄⠻⢿⠿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠄⠻⠼⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⣰⢟⣵⣿
⠂⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢫⡶⣪⢶⣿⣿⣿
Every 60 seconds in Murica, 60000 burgers are digested
twitchquotes:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Eᴠᴇʀʏ 60 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ɪɴ Mᴜʀɪᴄᴀ, 60,000 ʙᴜʀɢᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ ᴅɪɢᴇsᴛᴇᴅ. Tᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛʜɪs. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
twitch chat
Kripp