So you call these things "chips"? Instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights?
Thatโs rather bit cringe, innit bruv
I used to be a real ad
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โ Karma from the vegan produce co-op
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Greetings, kripp! Blessings! It's Karma from the vegan produce co-op. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Send me an astral projection, dude. Btw, did you ever find a way to make tofu edible? It's been a big challenge for me hahah. You have such a kind aura. It's so calming to see you again. You have the address for my drum circle. Peace, my fellow
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Blizzard responds to blitzchung ban
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The ๐ฐ specific ๐ฐ views ๐ฐ expressed ๐ฐ by ๐ฐ blitzchung ๐ฐ were ๐ฐ NOT ๐ฐ a ๐ฐ factor ๐ฐ in ๐ฐ the ๐ฐ decision๐ฐ we๐ฐ made.๐ฐ I ๐ฐ want ๐ฐ to ๐ฐ be ๐ฐ clear: ๐ฐ our ๐ฐ relationships ๐ฐ in China ๐ฐ had ๐ฐ no๐ฐ influence ๐ฐ on ๐ฐ our ๐ฐ decision.๐ฐ
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐
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๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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