[Copypasta] So you call these things "chips"?

So you call these things "chips"? Instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's lovely jubily delights? That’s rather bit cringe, innit bruv
December 2020
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Ape

β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’ β–’β–’β–’β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–’β–’β–’ β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–’ β–’β–β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–Œβ–’ β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–’β–Œβ– β–β–’β–’β–’β–’β–Œβ– β–β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’ β–’β–β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–’β–€β–€β–€β–’β–’β–’β–’β–€β–€β–€β–’β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–Œβ–’ β–’β–’β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–„β–„β–’β–’β–„β–„β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–’β–’ β–’β–’β–β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–’β–’β–€β–’β–’β–€β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–Œβ–’β–’ β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–’ β–’β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–’β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–€β–’β–’β–ˆβ–ˆβ–’β–’β–’ β–’β–’β–’β–β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–’β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–Œβ–’β–’β–’ β–’β–’β–’β–’β–€β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–€β–’β–’β–’β–’
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February 2015

Hosty can you roleplay as a ghost in real life?

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) hosty can u please roleplay so when ur ghosting u pretend ur a ghost in real life? thank you (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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January 2015
Kripp

I need help typing

twitchquotes: i need help typing, im new to the americas and i dont know how to english very well can someone help me? pleasew stop spamming chat so i can learn please....without this i wont pass my english class iand ill get deported please...
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November 2014
TidesOfTime

Amogus 700 years in the future

Imagine, 700 years in the future, through some last vestige of the internet kept in an underground server, a notification miraculously appears on your device (which has been preserved in nuclear dust from the 5th world war). One night, an alien working a late shift at the museum of archeology notices the cracked screen suddenly light up, and upon it, one word arises from the battered code: Amogus. They do not know what this word means. They ponder it deeply. They scour the ancient tomes, desperate to understand its mystifying origin. It drives them mad. Is it a primeval cipher? The motto of a bygone civilization? A message from God? Night after night they study it by candlelight. They flip through pages in books so old, the slightest cough would turn the paper to a fine off-white powder. The answer is nowhere to be found. And then they are struck by a revelation: I was not meant to know this word. Its esoteric nature escapes my grasp for a reason. What if its meaning is too enlightening to bear? With this revelation comes anger. Spite. Despair. Why shouldn't I understand it?! What cosmic forces are there at play to keep me from such knowledge?! In a fit of desperate rage, they shatter your device against a wall and exclaim, arms raised to the heavens: "This is literally 1984!" Silence... Their pleas are unanswered. Sadly, in the end, their inability to unlock the word's meaning drives them to suicide. Its secrets are never known. So I ask you this: is it better to die having never understood the true mind-bending nature of Amogus, or to be driven mad by the little spaceman in his blood-red suit? If you knew enlightenment would render you incapable of living on this mortal earth without making daily references to a game of space mafia, would you accept it? With knowledge comes power, but also endless suffering. Choose wisely, and be wary when standing at the edge of that great abyss we call "the Truth," lest you fall too deep.
March 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Kappa salute

twitchquotes: Kappa 7
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May 2017
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