If two virgins fuck and take each other's virginity, shouldn't they still have one each? Because, think about it... The definition of take is to capture and receive something, like, if little Bob got 10 dollars and I rudely took it from him, he'd most likely cry, but I'd also gain 10 dollars since I took 10 dollars from him, no? Shouldn't it be the same with virginity, but hopefully, just without the crying? You take a virginty and lose one in the process, so it should be plus-minus zero, I should still have one virginty left? So if I only fuck virgins, will I be a virgin forever? And can I have multiple virginities if I take from other virgins?
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This guy's pasta is CRAZY!
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ā This guy's pasta is CRAZY!ā ā āMy rigatoni can't win against a linguini like thatā ā "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" ā āHe meatballed the only marinara that could beat meā ā "He had the perfect fettucini ā āThere was nothing I could cookā ā āI cooked that al denteā
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Kripp is a casual vegan
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Coke is not vegan. Vegans and vegetarians should note that a our drinks contain small traces of fish gelatine, which is used as a stabiliser for the beta-carotene colour. Not only is Kripp a casual gamer, he is a casual vegan as well!
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I donāt know what Overwatch is
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I donāt know what Overwatch is. Thereās a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donāt know. And then sometimes if that wasnāt bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iām getting a handle on what āJunkrat kin discourseā is yall show up with āThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperā and then SHEāS part of the Overwatchers. āThis is Swedish Beefcakeā could yall? not?? I still donāt know what a Hanzo is.
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YOU DIRTY SELLOUT
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Hi qtpie, my name is Dave, and I work at YOU DIRTY SELLOUT. We at the YOU DIRTY SELLOUT team are huge fans, and we would be willing to come to a large cash agreement if you engage in SELLOUT activities on stream. Look forward to it.
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Unrealized losses
She runs her hand through your thinning hair and laughs. āWhat?ā you ask absentmindedly. Youāre looking at Futures, and youāre surprised to see them red.
āI want you to play with me.ā She says it playfully, but the single ounce of you that isnāt totally aloof realizes she said this in earnest. And so you do. You throw your phone, and you pin her to the sofa, then the ground. You both roll about, wrestling, like lion cubs. Kissing, lightly biting. Sometime later, you both stop, breathing hard. She grabs an open bottle of red wine, and you pass it back and forth. Eventually she says, āI want to do that more.ā
But youāve already found your phone again to check Futures. Still red. āUh huh,ā you say, distracted. She stares at you for a long moment, but you donāt realize it. Silently, she gets up and goes to bed, and you donāt say a word because you donāt notice.
She hasnāt left you yet, but she will soon.
Unrealized losses.