[Copypasta] I awoke from my coma and muted the stream

twitchquotes: I owe my life to [insert streamer]. I got in a horrible car crash and i was in 6 month coma. The nurse walked in and changed the Twitch channel to [insert streamer]'s stream. I awoke from my coma and muted [insert streamer].
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September 2014

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How do I get my husband to stop going ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™ during sex?

How do I get my husband to stop going ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™ during sex? TLDR; My husband says ā€˜Goblin Mode activatedā€™ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ā€˜Goblin Mode offā€™ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and heā€™s always been great in bed. But recently heā€™s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™. We didnā€™t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. Heā€™s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time Iā€™ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, heā€™s been a little emotionally unwell. Iā€™ve heard him muttering, ā€˜Goblinā€™ repeatedly when he didnā€™t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ā€˜Goblin Mode activatedā€™, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex Iā€™ve ever had, but Iā€™m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice? Edit: The problem isnā€™t the ā€˜Goblin Modeā€™, itā€™s that he could be ill
July 2022

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Hi, my name is Bill Gates and today Iā€™ll teach you how to count to ten

twitchquotes: Hi, my name is Bill Gates and today Iā€™ll teach you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
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October 2014

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5 men 9 eyebrows 1 dream

twitchquotes: This is Gambit ą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗą¼¼ ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗ( Ķ”Ā° Ķ” Ķœ Ķ”Ź– Ķ” Ā°)ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗ ą¼½ĀŗŁ„ĶŸĀŗ ą¼½ 5 MEN 9 EYEBROWS 1 DREAM
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March 2014

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Just taking Reynad for a walk

twitchquotes: ā•­( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)ā•Æā•²_____ PJSalt Oh, don't mind me, just taking Reynad for a walk.
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November 2014
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Doublelift dodges Imaqtpie in queue

twitchquotes: Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. He opened up QTā€™s stream to find him sitting in queueā€¦ He frantically began tabbing between his client and QTā€™s stream, then one after the otherā€¦ both queues popped. ā€œI need the toiletā€ he said to his chat. He ran to the wall and unplugged his internet. He was safe for another day.
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March 2017
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