[Copypasta] My idiot boyfriend spent my college fund on dog coins how do I get it back???

He talked me into spending the $8500 I have on dog coins because something was supposed to happen yesterday which would have given us more money?? but it didn't actually happen or got canceled or something I don't really know or understand how it works but I went to the dog coin site to withdraw my money and there is only about $6700 of it there, where is the rest of it? I tried looking at the faq but don't really get it
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https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/ldgwd1/my_idiot_boyfriend_spent_my_college_fund_on_dog
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