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Velen's chosen Prophet Velen
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when you velen's chosen prophet velen he becomes a 9/11, coincidence?
when you velen's chosen prophet velen he becomes a 9/11, coincidence?
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Reynad
Hearthstone
Having to call a judge âyour honorâ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
âYour Honorâ. I mean gimmie a fuckinâ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iâve seriously seen courtrooms where theyâll say âSirâ and the judge will be like âItâs âYour Honorâ young man!!â
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use âSirâ like everybody else.
Itâs some LARPING Iâd expect kids to do. âOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!â
Shut up.
EDIT: Iâm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yâall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying âitâs just a title, like Doctor!â. Judges have a title like âDoctorâ, itâs called âJudgeâ - Doctors donât expect us to call them âThy Healerâ or some crap like that.
Riot's script for Worlds
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The year is 2046. Faker's mind has been uploaded to a robotic host. With SKT's 33rd World Championship victory, every champion in the game now has SKT skins. NA still hasn't reached semis, EU is still salty, and China continues to choke. Such is Riot's script.
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League of Legends
This reddit sub is not funny
I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didnât change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your âjokesâ on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say âoh Iâm almost about to get 69 karma haha funnyâ????? Youâre not. Saying âpenisâ or when asked to say a joke âmy lifeâ isnât fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of âhumourâ for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. âSo leave the subâ that wonât fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your âjokesâ. Develop a sense of humor or just get outđ
Slim down and shout less T1
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Hey T1, I was wondering if you could please take a month off of going to the gym to slim down a bit? Your huge masculine, muscular frame intimidates me and distracts me from the gameplay that I'm here to savor. Also please try to shout less I have sensitive ears. Thank you 
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