[Copypasta] I thought my parents were rap battling

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck mann fick fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck My parents were fighting and I thought they were rap battling so I came in and started beatboxing. Fuck fuck fuck why am I such an idiot fuck fuck fuck
February 2021
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โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ถโ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ ’โ ’โ ฒโ ถโข„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โฃพโกฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ โ „โข€โฃ€โก€โ คโฃฆโขฐโฃคโฃถโขถโฃคโฃคโฃˆโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโ Ÿโ โ „โข€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŠโก˜โ ฒโฃถโฃทโฃถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ฆโ คโก€โ „โ „ โ „โ ”โ Šโ โ โ „โ „โขพโกฟโฃŸโกฏโฃ–โ ฏโ ฝโ ฟโ ›โ ›โ ญโ ฝโ Šโฃฒโฃฌโ ฝโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ญโขตโฃ‚โ „ โกŽโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข™โกทโ ‹โฃดโก†โ „โ โ ‚โขธโฃฟโฃฟโกถโขฑโฃถโก‡โ „โ โ ‚โขนโฃทโฃถโ † โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ „โฃฟโก“โ ฎโฃ…โฃ€โฃ€โฃโฃˆโฃญโ คโข–โฃฎโฃญโฃฅโฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃญโกตโ ‚โ „ โฃคโก€โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโกถโข–โฃขโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃ›โ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโฃ›โ ‰โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโก—โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโข‹โก˜โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก€โ „โ „ โฃฟโ ฑโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโข›โ ฐโฃžโก›โ ทโฃฌโฃ™โก›โ ปโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โฃ“โก€โ „ โขกโฃพโฃทโข โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃŒโก›โ ทโฃฆโฃโฃ›โ ปโ ฟโขฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃดโฃถโกถโ พโ ฟโ Ÿโ โ „ โฃฟโกŸโฃกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฆโฃญโฃ™โก›โ “โ ’โ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ฟโ Ÿโ „โ „โ „ โ ฟโกโขฌโฃ›โกปโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโกถโ Ÿโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃพโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃญโฃโฃ’โฃ’โ ถโ ฌโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโ ญโฃโฃ’โฃคโฃ„โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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Goomba

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