[Copypasta] I tried to go help

Damn saw this one guy getting beat up by 2 other dudes today so I tried to go help, didnโ€™t stand a chance against the 3 of us.
March 2021
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Bear hands up

โกฐโ ดโ ขโ ˆโก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โข™โฃโกฐโขบ โ บโข€โกƒโ ‹โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โข€โ „โ  โ คโ „โ คโ คโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโ ธโฃฟโ Ÿโขธ โกคโฃฟโฃฟโกงโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โก€โ ฐโ ‹โข€โ „โ „โก€โ คโฃถโกพโ Ÿโ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ „โ „โ „โก‡ โ ‘โ ‰โ ‰โ โ …โขฐโกฆโ ‰โก™โกฝโ „โ „โ œโ ›โ ดโ Šโ „โก€โขผโฃงโก€โ …โ „โ „โ „โกŒโ „โ „โ „โขด โขฐโ „โ „โ „โ ˜โกŒโขทโก„โขโ โ ˆโ „โ „โข€โกƒโฃ โฃพโฃ†โฃผโฃฟโฃงโก—โ „โ „โขฐโก…โ „โ „โ ˜โขฟ โ ธโก€โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โข„โ ™โกŽโก‡โกฆโ „โ „โ ˆโ นโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโก‡โ „โข€โฃ‡โ ‚โ „โ „โฃŒโขธ โ „โกŸโ „โ „โ „โ ฐโ ผโขขโกณโฃ„โข€โก€โ ‚โ „โ „โ ฃโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โกฟโขฑโข โ žโ †โ „โ „โ „โ ฐโฃพ โ „โกƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ “โฃŸโขฐโ โ โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‘โ „โ „โขโ Šโ โ ‰โ โ „โ „โ โ ถโฃช โ  โขพโกˆโฃ„โกคโ „โ „โ „โ ˜โ ˜โ ‘โขกโก„โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกฌโข—โกŽ โ „โ ฌโขงโฃ„โ –โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ จโ ™โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ฐโกโ „ โ „โ „โ „โขˆโฃณโฃญโกƒโ †โ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ–„โ–„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃผโ โ „ โก€โขโฃ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ›โขปโฃฟโขถโฃฐโข€โกขโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ „โ „โ โก โฃŸโ †โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃปโฃงโฃ‡โ Šโข™โขฃโก„โ „โ „โ „โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ „โ „โข€โฃ™โ ›โ จโก„ โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ โฃพโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฒโ „โฃโก€โ „โ „โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ „โ „โ โ ‘โ พโขจโ † โ คโ –โ ’โ šโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฃโ ถโ ฆโ ทโ โฃ”โกฏโ „โ „โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ „โ โ –โ ‹โ „โขชโ „
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March 2021

Watermelon

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ
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July 2017

What's the best way to cash out without creating a huge ruckus?

For example, lets just say that I theoretically put $4000 into crypto, watched it quadruple and now I theoretically had $16k in crypto. Now lets imagine that I theoretically put half of that so $8000 into this funny haha dog coin called Shiba Inu or something in August 2020 and just forgot about it cause it's funny to put a lot of money into stupid jokes. But theoretically lets say that it turned to $8 billion in a bit over a year and now I want to cash out and move it to my bank account. How would I theoretically go on about this safely if I theoretically had this much money in crypto, in theory of course.
November 2021

Cryptocurrency

Things escalated from there

twitchquotes: I lost my virginity while listening to this song 5 years ago, it's a funny story really.. i had just finished my gym workout and i was in the locker room all sweaty, and in walks this leather dressed jabroni.. he seemed confused as to where he was.. i told him he might have gotten the wrong door, then he got very rude and said "fuck you", then i said "nah fuck you leatherman" and then things escalated from there
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July 2018

Rank 25 Casual

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎHey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Kripp's powerlevel? Its over Rank 25 CASUAL!!! ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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January 2015
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