Damn saw this one guy getting beat up by 2 other dudes today so I tried to go help, didnβt stand a chance against the 3 of us.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Apple announces an EV program
Oh boy I can't wait until 2024 when I can wake up to my Apple Homepod Siri alarm and check my Apple Watch for notifications and take a shower in my Apple Big Douche then put my makeup on before work in my Apple Mirror then take my Apple Car to my job at Apple Phone Plant #584 so I can work on my Mac Pro workstation designing the latest Apple Product the iShit smart toilet that syncs with your iAsshole to sense when you have a massive log brewing in my large intestine and sends me a notification to my apple colonoscopy bag. Russian hackers will know what I had for dinner.
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Listen to me, chat. You have a problem
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Listen to me, chat. You have a problem. We both know you're depressed, anxious, and unhealthy in general. You spend all day on Twitch enjoying games vicariously through others and spamming copypastas in chat. This has to stop. I'm asking you NOT to copy and paste this message, but go outside for a change. Get a new hobby. Make some friends. Turn over a new leaf. It's your only hope at this point.
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What is copypasta?
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γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Copypasta is internet slang for any block of text that gets copied and pasted over and over again, typically disseminated by individuals through online discussion forums and social networking sites. It shares some characteristics with spam in the sense theyβre both unsolicited (and often considered a nuisance) γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
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Spending New years eve on twitch BibleeThump
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