Damn saw this one guy getting beat up by 2 other dudes today so I tried to go help, didnβt stand a chance against the 3 of us.
I used to be a real ad
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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro
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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
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Classic
I identify as a meme
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I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as
you're only a entertainment puppet for us
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haha damn must suck that you're hardstuck Masters all season 
. Maybe now you finally realize you're only a entertainment puppet for us and not a skilled player, like imaqtpie. EU sends their regards
. Maybe now you finally realize you're only a entertainment puppet for us and not a skilled player, like imaqtpie. EU sends their regards
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Tyler1
League of Legends
Among Us player was ejected
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Donald of the House Trump
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In the name of Donald of the House Trump , First of his name, rightful President of the States. Lord of the 2 political parties, Protector of the Border. I 
sentence you to exile.
In the name of Donald of the House Trump , First of his name, rightful President of the States. Lord of the 2 political parties, Protector of the Border. I sentence you to exile.
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