Damn saw this one guy getting beat up by 2 other dudes today so I tried to go help, didnโt stand a chance against the 3 of us.
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Hello there, Octavian! This is Kurt McGriff
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Hello there, Octavian! This is Kurt McGriff, executive producer for the Food Channel. We have reviewed your recent application to be a host of your own TV show on our network titled, "Salty Vegan Eats - A Pro Gamer's Way of Life" However, after further reviewing your claim of being an "extremely popular professional gamer" we found the evidence lacking. Mr. Octavian, casually playing a children's card game does not make you a "pro gamer." Have a nice day and good luck to your future endeavors.
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Kripp
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Kripps stream makes you want to drink hard
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u wot m8? i swer u are one cheeky cunt mate, say it to my face and not online and we'll see what happens. i swer 2 christ I'll hook you in the gabba. you better shut your mouth or im calling me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make your nan sore jus hearin bout it. yer in proper mess ya nob head.
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Kripp
Forsen banned
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Twitch streamer Forsen was banned on May 8th for a misleading stream title "ranking up" when playing Valorant. Twitch strictly forbids false advertisement from streamers on its platform. It's unclear when Forsen will be unbanned but no one watches a washed up streamer anyways.
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Forsen
Kripp saved my marriage
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I was going through a rough time in my marriage where nothing seemed to arouse me anymore. Things had gone stale between me and my wife in bed and divorce seemed inevitable. But then I discovered Kripp's stream and everything changed. There's just something about that vegan bald head that does something to me, and before I knew it my libido was back. I now go at it with my wife at the sounds of "Fuck!" and "Topdeck Flamestrike!" to boost my vigor. Thank you Kripp for saving my marriage.
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth
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Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth ~โขใใใใ ~โขใใใใใใใใ~โขใใใใใใใ~โขใใใใ~โข ใใใ~โขใใใใใใ~โขใใใใ~โขใใใใใใใ ใ~โข ~โข ใ ใใ~โขใใใใใใ~โขใใใใ~โขใใใ ~โข ใใใใ~โขใใใใใใ~โขใใใใ~โข ใใใใใใใใ~โข ใใใใใ~โขใใใใใใ~โขใ ใใใ~โขใใใใใใใใ~โข
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