[Copypasta] I tried to go help

Damn saw this one guy getting beat up by 2 other dudes today so I tried to go help, didnโ€™t stand a chance against the 3 of us.
March 2021
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So as a joke, I fucked my friend in a trollface cosplay

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing a trollface mask and black morph suit. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as your mother (after I have sexual intercourse with her) and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my morph suit. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Cover yourself in oil." He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "You mad bro?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "We do a little trolling!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came. His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Trollface."
September 2021

NSFW

Half Steve Half Creeper

๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผโฌœ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿผโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฝโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŸฉโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
January 2024

Minecraft

Sneakily squeak until light of dawn

twitchquotes: When I fart Kripp feel the fart. He hard press A and D and try to avoid the fart. But Kripp smell the fart. My viscosity meter is always highest when Kripp in the room. We sneakily squeak until light of dawn. All becoming well met.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Please don't copy paste or I might get fired

twitchquotes: Hey guys, Im a blizzard employee and I wanted to give all you fellow kripparians a sneak peak at one of our new GvG cards. It's called the coin- 0 mana and if you play it turn 1 as the first player, it randomly selects a player and they automatically win. Hope you are all excited for the new expansion, please don't copy paste or I might get fired.
twitch chat
November 2014
TidesOfTime

Fortnite, as a game, shows the failures of capitalism

twitchquotes: Fortnite, as a game, shows the failures of capitalism. The whole premise of buying VBucks for bling and novelty with real money creates a divide between the rich and the poor over something completely useless. The struggle to compete for weapons in game shows how people who get lucky will win - if, under a communistic style - Fortnite started with everyone sharing the same weapons, only then will the best at the game win the royale. Now you see, โ€œthe gameโ€ and โ€œFortniteโ€ can easily be replaced with โ€œworkingโ€ and โ€œsocietyโ€, and you have the description of communism. By underlining these basic errors in such a system Fortnite acts as perfect communist propoganda. Workers of the world, unite!
twitch chat
November 2018

Fortnite

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