You see if you have sex with another virgin you're therefore taking their virginity and they are taking your virginity so it's a win-win and you can still use Reddit
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A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game
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Why does anyone watch this guys stream? Its just a middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game. Its not even interesting either? please.. dont copy and paste this. its serious..he has 20k + viewers almost constantly
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Ahsoka Tano
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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your fatherβs exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while weβd even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi βtrainingβ of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics youβd get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as sheβd do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
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Boom PepegaAim
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CSGO
Hello NA? Enjoy your vacation
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HELLO NA? π EU HERE π ENJOY YOUR VACATION π
HELLO NA? π EU HERE π ENJOY YOUR VACATION π
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EU vs NA
good news, my sisters pregnant!
good news, my sisters pregnant! i'm going to be a .... uncle, you thought i was going to say Dad but i stopped banging my sister years ago