[Copypasta] How to have sex and still be a virgin

You see if you have sex with another virgin you're therefore taking their virginity and they are taking your virginity so it's a win-win and you can still use Reddit
March 2021
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

twitchquotes: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. Thereโ€™s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in todayโ€™s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto. Donโ€™t call yourself Italian if you werenโ€™t baptized in marinara sauce. You are literally too stupid to insult.
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Holy Champion: how many fingers do you see?

twitchquotes: โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ How many fingers do you see? โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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