[Copypasta] How to have sex and still be a virgin

You see if you have sex with another virgin you're therefore taking their virginity and they are taking your virginity so it's a win-win and you can still use Reddit
March 2021
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Pornhub's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: ļ¼Øļ½…ļ½Œļ½Œļ½ć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“ć€€ļ½‰ļ½“ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…ć€€ļ½ļ½„ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‰ļ½“ļ½”ļ½’ļ½ļ½”ļ½ļ½’ć€€ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ¼°ļ½ļ½’ļ½Žļ¼Øļ½•ļ½‚ā„¢ć€€ļ½—ļ½…ć€€ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½…ć€€ļ½Žļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½…ļ½„ć€€ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ć€€ļ½ˆļ½ļ½–ļ½…ļ½Žā€™ļ½”ć€€ļ½Œļ½ļ½‡ļ½‡ļ½…ļ½„ć€€ļ½‰ļ½Žć€€ļ½†ļ½ļ½’ć€€ļ¼’ć€€ļ½—ļ½…ļ½…ļ½‹ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ½—ļ½…ā€™ļ½’ļ½…ć€€ļ½Šļ½•ļ½“ļ½”ć€€ļ½ƒļ½ˆļ½…ļ½ƒļ½‹ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½“ļ½…ļ½…ć€€ļ½‰ļ½†ć€€ļ½…ļ½–ļ½…ļ½’ļ½™ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½‰ļ½“ć€€ļ½ļ½‹ļ½ļ½™ć€€ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ć€€ļ½—ļ½…ā€™ļ½–ļ½…ć€€ļ½ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½ļ½’ļ½…ļ½„ć€€ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ć€€ļ½ć€€ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½“ļ½”ć€€ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ½–ļ½‰ļ½„ļ½…ļ½ļ½“ć€€ļ½†ļ½’ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’ć€€ļ½†ļ½ļ½–ļ½ļ½•ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½”ļ½…ć€€ļ½ƒļ½ļ½”ļ½…ļ½‡ļ½ļ½’ļ½™ć€€ļ¼ˆļ¼”ļ½“ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ¼‰ļ¼Žć€€ļ¼³ļ½…ļ½…ć€€ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½ļ½Žļ¼
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

legs man or a breasts man

twitchquotes: One time I was asked if I was a legs man or a breasts man, I said I was into shaved pussy and anal and now I’m "banned from KFC" and "a possible sex offender"
twitch chat
November 2019

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much

I was only 14 years old I loved xQc so much, I had all the merchandise and VODS. I pray to xQc every night, thanking him for the life I've been given. "xQc is love" I say "xQc is life" My dad hears me and calls me a Juicer. I knew he was jealous of my devotion to xQc. I called him baj He hits me and sends me to sleep I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm... Its xQc! I was so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my jungle" He grabs me with his hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for xQc. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for xQc. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I want to please xQc. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with the juice. My dad walks in. xQc looks him straight in the eye and says, He got the Juice now. xQc leaves through my window. xQc is love. xQc is life.
January 2022
xQcOW

Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me?

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper HUH k ResidentSleeper I'm really strong right now ResidentSleeper Wow, that ACTUALLY killed me? What the fuck ResidentSleeper We played that so bad ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
November 2016
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Mr Qtpie apepars to be a boosted bonobo

twitchquotes: monkaS ā˜ļø I-I hate to point this out mr qtpie b-but you appear to be a boosted bonobo monkaS šŸ‘‰
twitch chat
February 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

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