You see if you have sex with another virgin you're therefore taking their virginity and they are taking your virginity so it's a win-win and you can still use Reddit
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GET BACK TO WORK Kripp shouts
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GET BACK TO WORK Kripp shouts into his bedroom closet! None of you get any lettuce until you read every Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube comment and respond to my viewers USELESS DRIVEL. 4 small chinese boys look up with tears in their eyes then get back to work. Your YouTube comment suddenly gets a heart.
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Kripp
I sexually idenfity as VapeNation
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. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling the air with the fattest rips. People say to me that a person being is Impossible and Iβm *** retarded but I donβt care, Iβm beautiful. Iβm having a plastic surgeon install cloudchasers, coils, and a battery on my body for the perfect vape. From now on I want you guys to call me βLitβ and respect my right to rip the fattest vapes. If you canβt accept me youβre a vapiphobe and need to check your privileges
. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling the air with the fattest rips. People say to me that a person being is Impossible and Iβm *** retarded but I donβt care, Iβm beautiful. Iβm having a plastic surgeon install cloudchasers, coils, and a battery on my body for the perfect vape. From now on I want you guys to call me βLitβ and respect my right to rip the fattest vapes. If you canβt accept me youβre a vapiphobe and need to check your privileges
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VapeNation
I sexually Identify as
Brofist
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Kripp
Genetics is the future
I keep putting more money into ARKG and making more money and I'm starting to actually fall in love with the genetics revolution. I hope one day they invent some sort of super sperm cocktail so I can shoot thicc rope with giant big brain sperm like tadpoles that come out and shoot 16 feet at 90mph. Then I can train my fatheaded genius kids how to buy calls. It could also offer a self-defense solution in a pinch as you rapid fire tadpoles at any incoming attackers.
Genetics is the future.