This video is sponsored by NordVPN. Staying safe online is an ever growing difficulty and you could be exploited by hackers. NordVPN allows you to change your IP address, making you harder to track, securing your privacy. Check out the link in the description to get 20% off for the first two months and thank you to NordVPN for sponsoring this video.
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp
twitchquotes:
Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp. We scanned our ancestry data-base and it appears you're related to the dinosaur known as Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C We have tried contacting him, but it appears he died from a giant 'Meat-eor' sent from Villa the Spaghettisaurus from space. We fear he's making giant meatballs again, we recommend going carnivorous or earth could be doomed again!
twitch chat
Kripp
Mad Bomber Diary
twitchquotes:
Mad Bomber Diary 11/11/14: Dear Diary, Kripp has played me 200th time today, he always keeps me for his greediest plays like I'm one of his prosterinos. I shall take this torment no more, I demand that he coins me out on an empty board like an honest minion from now on. Pls no copy pasterino my story
twitch chat
Kripp
GREAT AD OF THE SKY PLEASE HEAR MY CRY
twitchquotes:
GREAT AD OF THE SKY PLEASE HEAR MY CRY. TRANSFORM THYSELF FROM AD OF LIGHT AND BRING ME VICTORY IN THIS FIGHT. ENVELOP THE DESERT WITH YOUR GLOW AND CAST YOUR AD UPON MY FOE. UNLOCK YOUR ADS FROM DEEP WITHIN SO THAT TOGETHER WE MAY WIN!!
twitch chat
TwitchPresents
YuGiOh Ad Marathon
Just a little longer and i'll be free...
twitchquotes:
"Alright, time for a quick bathroom break. Prime it up guys." I say as i take off my headphones. Once i'm out of camera view, i break down. The tears won't stop. "Goddamn it, i can't do this shit anymore." Rania puts her hand on my shoulder, "Just a few more years, then you'll be able to retire." She never understood. She never had to spend the hours playing this fucking card game over and over every night. But she's right, i have to keep going. Just a little longer and i'll be free...
twitch chat
Kripp
Somewhere in a parallel universe, Reynad isn't salty
twitchquotes:
β
γγβ
Β° βΎ β ΒΈ. ΒΈ γβ
γ :.γ . β’ β Β° β
γ .γ *γ.γ.γγΒΈ .γγ Β° γΒΈ. * β ΒΈ .γ...somewhereγγγΒ° βΎ Β° γΒΈ. β ΒΈ .γγβ
γΒ° :.γ . β’ Β° γ .γ *γ:.γ.in a parallel universe* β ΒΈ γγγγΒ° βΎ Β°β γ. * ΒΈ.γγγβ
γβ
Β° . .γγγγ.γβΎ Β°β γ. * β ΒΈ ..Reynad...Β° βΎγβ
Β°β ΒΈ .γγγβ
γΒ° :.γ . β’ β Β° β
γ .γ * Isn't salty βΎγβ
Β°β ΒΈ .γγγβ
γΒ°
twitch chat
Reynad