Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
[Copypasta] In Japan, heart surgeon
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. This is your kawaii kouhai Aya-chan, calling in from Nihon. I have noticed a severe lack of cute emotes in chat tonight, and instead all I see are baka dansgame and baka nammers. This is not very sugoi, and I would appreciate it if your chat showed more respect for Japanese culture by typing kawaii emotes like 
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Look subs, I have more money than you 
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YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN! ⧹╲⎝⧹