[Copypasta] have you ever had a dream like this?

have you 👉🏿 ever 😠 had a dreams 😎💭- thats ✔- that you 👉🏻👀 uhm 😀 you 👈 had you 👈- you 👈 could- you 👈 do what you 👉 want 😍- you 👈 could do- so you 👈👊- you 👈 do- you 👈 could do you 🀖👈- you 👞👉 wan 🔑- you 👞👉 want 😋 him 👎 to do so much 🔥 that you 👉 could do anything 💰?
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HEY 👋😩 there comrade 💊💪cummy! the 👹 supreme 🍆 cock🏛 has 🗳voted to strike 👩‍⚖⌛down the 🌈 sexy 🀧🀰🏻roe v. wade decision 😏according 🀀🊶🏻to a opinion 🖊written✍💞 by daddy 💅🏻🙈 sammy 👶🏻🙅🏻‍♂ aLITo. 🐷💚 the opinion is a 💊🍌 FULL THROATED 📲❀‍🔥GIRTHY 🍆 contraDICKtion 🚫🍑 of the 1973 👿👎decision that 💁🏻‍♀👌 guaranteed federal 😀 cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection 👅💄of abortion rights!!! ❀‍🔥🫡everyone who 🏳‍🌈💊 woke remember 🙋✊🏻🀔 to fund 💞🥵 planned parenthood and 🌪👌 donate to 🧑🏌‍🍌🀑abortion funds! get yo 📞uturuses 💋👠turnt you 💃whore! 🌭every whore knows 🧠🍌that everyone 🔜should have 👩‍⚕🏥access to safe 🙏 🌎abortions ❀😘 if they choose 💅🏻👀 to have one. 👑👹send to ten 😬🙏of your closest 🚱🅟WHORES to secure abortion 📫🀝rights in ameriCUM 🀀🇺🇞if you get five ✋ back abortion 😘💋rights will be codified 👩‍⚖🀀in law 📞👠
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Here 💊CUMS💊 🎅🏜Santa Claus,🎅🏜 here 💊CUMS💊 🎅🏜Santa Claus,🎅🏜 right down 👩🏜👞🏜slutty girl lane!👩🏜👞🏜 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👚🏻👚🏻daddy👚🏻👚🏻 not giving you enough 💊💊💊cummies?!💊💊💊 Hold up,🙅🏜🙅🏜🙅🏜 ho! It's 💊💊cummy💊💊 ❄💊❄SEASON!❄💊❄ Push✋🏜✋🏜 that 👚🏻👚🏻daddy👚🏻👚🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏜NEW👌🏜 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏜🎅🏜🎅🏜Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏜🎅🏜🎅🏜 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💊cummies!💊 That's right,👍🏌 he's been making 👧🏜little👧🏜 👧🏜girls👧🏜 squishy for 6⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💊😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💊girls ☁squishy☁! So send this to all the 😌nastiest😌 👧🏜girls👧🏜 you know and share❗Those❗Cummies❗Get 0⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💊slurped💊👅 like 🍌milk!🍌 Get 1⃣0⃣ back and 🎅🏜Santa's🎅🏜 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1⃣5⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍌nummy 🍌💊☁squishy🍌💊☁ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌚☃Christmas!🌚☃
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