[Copypasta] have you ever had a dream like this?

have you πŸ‘‰πŸΏ ever 😠 had a dreams πŸ˜΄πŸ’­- thats βœ”- that you πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘€ uhm 😀 you πŸ‘ˆ had you πŸ‘ˆ- you πŸ‘ˆ could- you πŸ‘ˆ do what you πŸ‘‰ want 😍- you πŸ‘ˆ could do- so you πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘¦- you πŸ‘ˆ do- you πŸ‘ˆ could do you πŸ€–πŸ‘ˆ- you πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘‰ wan πŸ”‘- you πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘‰ want πŸ˜‹ him πŸ‘΄ to do so much πŸ”₯ that you πŸ‘‰ could do anything πŸ’°?
April 2021

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Ocean Man

twitchquotes: OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand βœ‹ lead me to the land that you understand πŸ™Œ 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip πŸ‘Œ 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man πŸ‘³ imbibed by the sand πŸ‘ Soaking up the πŸ’¦ thirst of the land πŸ’―
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September 2016

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RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta

Rosa sat🚌 so I could walk🚢🏾 MLK walked🚢🏾🚢🏾 so I could runπŸƒπŸΎObama ranπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎ so I could flyπŸ™πŸ½πŸ¦…πŸ¦… HughπŸ‘΄πŸ» diedπŸ’€β˜ οΈ so I could nutπŸ˜«πŸ‡πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ #RIP
January 2024

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Roe v. Wade Emoji Pasta

HEY πŸ‘‹πŸ˜© there comrade πŸ’¦πŸ’ͺcummy! the πŸ‘Ή supreme πŸ† cockπŸ› has πŸ—³voted to strike πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈβŒ›οΈdown the 🌈 sexy 🀧🀰🏻roe v. wade decision 😏according 🀀🦢🏻to a opinion πŸ–ŠwrittenβœοΈπŸ’Έ by daddy πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ™ˆ sammy πŸ‘ΆπŸ»πŸ™…πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ aLITo. πŸ·πŸ’¨ the opinion is a πŸ’¦πŸŒ FULL THROATED πŸ“²β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯GIRTHY πŸ† contraDICKtion πŸš«πŸ‘ of the 1973 πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ždecision that πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ‘Œ guaranteed federal 😀 cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection πŸ‘…πŸ’„of abortion rights!!! ❀️‍πŸ”₯🫑everyone who πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’¦ woke remember πŸ™‹βœŠπŸ»πŸ€” to fund πŸ’ΈπŸ₯΅ planned parenthood and πŸŒͺπŸ‘Ό donate to πŸ§‘πŸΌβ€πŸΌπŸ€‘abortion funds! get yo πŸ“Έuturuses πŸ’‹πŸ‘ turnt you πŸ’ƒwhore! 🌭every whore knows 🧠🍼that everyone πŸ”œshould have πŸ‘©β€βš•οΈπŸ₯access to safe πŸ™ 🌎abortions ❀️😘 if they choose πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘€ to have one. πŸ‘‘πŸ‘Ήsend to ten πŸ˜¬πŸ™of your closest πŸš±πŸ…ΎοΈWHORES to secure abortion πŸ“«πŸ€rights in ameriCUM πŸ€€πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έif you get five βœ‹ back abortion πŸ˜˜πŸ’‹rights will be codified πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈπŸ€€in law πŸ“ΈπŸ‘ 
May 2022

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This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek

twitchquotes: This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek. πŸπŸπŸ’°πŸ’° Upsnek β¬†β¬†πŸ”œπŸ”œ in 7.123 7⃣ 1⃣2⃣3⃣ snekonds 🐍🐍 or you βœ‹βœ‹ will NEVER ❌❌❌❌ get monies πŸ’°πŸ’° again Beware!! βœ‹βœ‹βŒβŒYou😏😏 don't ❌❌ have much time!!πŸ•›πŸ•§πŸ•πŸ•œπŸ•‘πŸ•πŸ• You 😏😏 may never ❌❌get monies πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸπŸ’°πŸ’° again!!
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April 2019

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πŸŽ‰HAPPYπŸ₯³PRESIDICKSπŸ†πŸ˜«DAYπŸ˜›πŸ’¦2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣ years ⏱ago πŸ—“our πŸ‘πŸ‘fav😍poundingπŸ§ˆπŸ‘ŠπŸ»πŸ˜˜ father πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ†πŸ’¦and😌mainπŸ₯ΊπŸ’―bitchπŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸ€­WHOREge😎WashingSLUTπŸ₯³πŸ’…πŸΎcameπŸ’¦πŸ’¦intoπŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œthis🌎WORLD🌍to ✌️becumπŸ’¦ 🀫theπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ1STπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈpresiDICKπŸ˜’πŸ†πŸ€žofπŸ‘πŸ₯³theπŸ’…UnitedπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈSlutsπŸ‘™Of🀭AmericaπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆsendπŸ“§πŸ“²this➑️to πŸ”ŸofπŸ˜‰the😩sluttiestπŸ‘πŸ’¦πŸ’¦patriotsπŸ”žπŸ‘™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈyouπŸ‘‡knowπŸ€—if you get πŸ”Ÿ back😏😏you’reπŸ‘invited to the βœοΈπŸ“constitutional πŸ“βœοΈCOCKusπŸ†πŸ’¦ if you get 5️⃣ back πŸ€­πŸ€£πŸ’β€β™€οΈ you’re a Mt. Rushmore πŸ—»πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ¦³WHOREπŸ†πŸ‘πŸ‘™πŸ’¦if you πŸ‘€get 0️⃣ back πŸ’”πŸ˜Ήno 🚫 presidickπŸ†πŸ’¦ for 🀭you πŸ˜­πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ¦³πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
March 2022

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