[Copypasta] have you ever had a dream like this?

have you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ ever ๐Ÿ˜  had a dreams ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ญ- thats โœ”- that you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ค uhm ๐Ÿ˜ค you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ had you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ- you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ could- you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ do what you ๐Ÿ‘‰ want ๐Ÿ˜- you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ could do- so you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ- you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ do- you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ could do you ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ˆ- you ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘‰ wan ๐Ÿ”‘- you ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘‰ want ๐Ÿ˜‹ him ๐Ÿ‘ด to do so much ๐Ÿ”ฅ that you ๐Ÿ‘‰ could do anything ๐Ÿ’ฐ?
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๐Ÿ†HAPPY SPANKSGIVING๐Ÿ’ฆ

โ€ผ๏ธITS๐Ÿ— SPANKSGIVING ๐Ÿ‚ BITCHESโ€ผ๏ธOn this day ๐Ÿ—“ many years ago ๐Ÿ˜ฎ the SLUTTY ๐Ÿ‘  PILGRIMS ๐ŸŽฉ sailed โ›ต๏ธ across the ASSlantic ๐ŸŒŠ HOEcean in a quest ๐Ÿ‘€to find ๐Ÿ”Ž more ๐Ÿ˜ COCKS ๐Ÿ† to SUCK! ๐Ÿ‘… Together with the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ NAUGHTY ๐Ÿ˜ˆ NATIVES ๐Ÿ‘น, they gathered ๐Ÿ‘ซ around the dinner table ๐Ÿฝ and had ๐ŸŽ‰ our nationโ€™s very 1๏ธโƒฃst GANG BANG! ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ We honor ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป their ORGY ๐Ÿ˜ฎ every year ๐Ÿ“† by giving THANKS ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ to all ๐Ÿฅฐ thatโ€™s important โค๏ธ to us: Family ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ, Friends ๐Ÿ‘ฌ, Freedom ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, and DICK! ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘… So grab your BUNS, ๐ŸžโœŠ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œsqueeze those BREASTS, ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฒ and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ amount of DICK ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ˜ฉ into that hungry ๐Ÿ˜ฎ hungry HOLE! ๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ‘… Ladies ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ, just like your ๐Ÿฆƒ THOTSgiving ๐Ÿฆƒ turkey, itโ€™s time โฐ to throw your legs ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธin the air ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธand prepare to get โžก๏ธ STUFFED ๐Ÿ™€! After dinner,๐Ÿดitโ€™s time ๐Ÿ˜ฎ for CUMPKIN PIE!! ๐Ÿฅง Show Daddy ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆณ how ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ thankful ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ you are and LICKK ๐Ÿ˜› his WishBONE ๐Ÿฆด until he gets as HARD ๐Ÿ”as PlyMOUTH rock โ›ฐ and shoots ๐Ÿ’ฆ his HOMEADE GRAVY ๐Ÿฅฃ! ๐Ÿ‘… Midnight ๐ŸŒ™ starts ๐Ÿ˜ˆ BLACK โฌ›๏ธ FRIDAY ๐Ÿ› so send ๐Ÿ“ค this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ THOTS ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธyou are thankful ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ for! If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back, sail ๐Ÿ”™ to England ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฎ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, youโ€™ll be getting your corn ๐ŸŒฝ CREAMED ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฅฐ. Get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back or more, and the ๐Ÿ™€ BIGGEST, ๐Ÿ™€ GIRTHIEST, BLACKโšซ๏ธ FRIDAY ๐Ÿ† COCK ๐Ÿ˜ฑ is CUMMING ๐Ÿ’ฆYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜
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๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„!!

๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„!! Now that itโ€™s finally DICKmas ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆSantaโ€™s about to slide ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‰ down your hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ hot ๐Ÿ”ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐Ÿผ, itโ€™s about to get wet down at Santaโ€™s workshop๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†! Donโ€™t forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐Ÿช cookie ๐Ÿชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐Ÿ‘„! ๐Ÿ‘€ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโ€™s giant juicy 8=candy๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸผCOCK=D๐Ÿ’ฆ?? Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your baddest bitch elves๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ! If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back you better be ready for Santaโ€™s hot โ™จ๏ธCUMlateโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ If you get 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™ve got the most bitchin ๐Ÿฌpeppermint ๐Ÿฌpussy in the North Pole! โ„๏ธโ›„ Hope you get to blow ๐ŸŒฌ lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ HAVE A SLUTTY ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ
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