I was hungry so i decided to eat some bbq wings and watch some anime. there was about 6 of it and i ate 3 and a half. that was when i started to feel a bit funky on my hand and mouth, and i thought to myself "wow, these bacteria are extra rough today". i used the flashlight on my phone to see what was going on and there was an army of ants covering my hands and i shit you not, i cough once and my mouth is a shotgun that shoots ants as bullets. i was covered in fear and ants and the urge to scream, but the fear of asian parents is stronger. i can only cry silently in a dark and quiet room, all alone, while being violated by ants.
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Please top switching the first 2 letters of words
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Dear chat, please top switching the first 2 letters of words; thereby forming a new or complety bogus word. For example in the two word sentence: "MIC MUTED". I and manny others have no idea what this means because you have switched the M with M and the M with the M. This confuses me to infinity. Thanks in advanced.
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Kripp
I think i need a special vaccine
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๐ณ what's this? my heart is beating so fast ๐ I feel dizzy ๐คช what is this tension in my lower body? 
I am sweating so much ๐ฅต I think i need a special vaccine ๐ because I have [insert streamer name]virus ๐ค๐ค๐ค
I am sweating so much ๐ฅต I think i need a special vaccine ๐ because I have [insert streamer name]virus ๐ค๐ค๐ค
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Noma Brain Power lyrics
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O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
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Classic
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
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๐ก๐ธ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ญ. ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐ซ๐ต๐พ๐ฎ. ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ผ๐ฎ๐ท ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ช ๐ฏ*๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐๐ฑ๐ธ ๐ฌ๐ช๐ท ๐ผ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ถ๐ ๐ญ*๐ฌ๐ด
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Forsen
I hate JoJo
I fucking hate JoJo. Every subreddit I go through has a vermin-like underclass of JoJo fanboys. They all just have to say โiS THat A JOJo ReFErEncE??!!!1โ on every fucking post that contains a single word that may have been used in the shitty comics. Oh, a suspicious link? Probably a rickroll. NOPE!!! Theyโve ruined that, too! One of the oldest goddamn internet traditions shat on and ruined by JoJo fanboys. Thunder Cross Split Attack! So fucking funny, right? Iโm wheezing! NO. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody cares about your shitty comic series. Dio is a stupid character from a stupid comic series. I downvote every post and comment that mentions JoJo, out of pure bloodcurdling rage. I want to detonate a MASSIVE thermonuclear warhead right on top of whatever godforsaken studio publishes that stinking-pile-of-trash comic. Frankly, I donโt even care for the civilian casualties, either. At least they died for a good reason. Unlike JoJo fans, I actually contribute to the betterment of mankind, instead of spamming shitty references on the internet. Every JoJo fan that dies a slow, painful death is a win in my book. I have claimed over a dozen of them already, too. I annihilated their skulls with my fists. Their stupid ice attack didnโt do shit for them either. They dies like they lived, pathetic excuses for humans. I hope more people hear my message and declare war on JoJo. If nobody helps me, I will do as much damage as I possibly can before I die. Thank you.