I was hungry so i decided to eat some bbq wings and watch some anime. there was about 6 of it and i ate 3 and a half. that was when i started to feel a bit funky on my hand and mouth, and i thought to myself "wow, these bacteria are extra rough today". i used the flashlight on my phone to see what was going on and there was an army of ants covering my hands and i shit you not, i cough once and my mouth is a shotgun that shoots ants as bullets. i was covered in fear and ants and the urge to scream, but the fear of asian parents is stronger. i can only cry silently in a dark and quiet room, all alone, while being violated by ants.
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Dude I own this NFT
Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
NFTs
Cryptocurrency
The D: emote has been banned
twitchquotes:
ββββββββββββββββββββββββ 
The D: emote has been banned from this channel ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
The D: emote has been banned from this channel ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
twitch chat
Today is the day I copypasta
twitchquotes:
(ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΩΝ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ I have been training since before I was born, and today is the day. Today is the day I spam. (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΩΝ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ
twitch chat
Kripp
Eminem is great but...
twitchquotes:
Eminem is great but I listen to 3Pac, M&Ms, 3 Chainz, Big Wayne, Small Sean, 60 Cent, Snoop Catt, Mr. Dre, Ice Cubed, Old Jeezy, Jay-Y, Soulja Girl, Jizz Khalifa, Anna Kendrick Lamar, Hard-E, Andre 2999, Big B, Weak Mill, Semi-Automatic Kelly, Adult Cudi, Wu-Tang Tag Team, KRS-Two, and Kanye East instead.
twitch chat
Forsen
β β±β§Έβ 
YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN! β§Ήβ²ββ§Ή