[Copypasta] could you please take post down (Twitter)

Excuse me, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.
April 2021
Twitter user mistakes Keke Palmer with their late sister: https://twitter.com/HumpA_55/status/1313220921558274049
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Xi Jinping isn't so great?

twitchquotes: Xi Jinping isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a dictator with so much power over a country? Xi Jinping brings the world economy to another level, and we will be blessed if we see another dictator with his skill and passion for human rights again. Mao Zedong breaks records, Stalin breaks records, Xi Jinping breaks the rules. You can keep your free speech, I prefer my social credit score
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November 2019

Dance party

โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ•”โ•กโ–โ–โ•žโ•โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘โ•”โ•กโ–โ–โ•žโ•โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•กโ–Œโ–Œโ•žโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•šโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•šโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ DANCE PARTY โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ•”โ•กXXโ•žโ•โ–‘โ–‘โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”โ–‘โ–‘โ•”โ•กXXโ•žโ•โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•กXXโ•žโ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•šโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ””โ•ฅโ•ฅโ”˜โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•šโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•โ•โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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November 2014

You fool. The statement "It's opposite day" is paradoxical by nature.

You fool. You imbecile. You absolute buffoon. You cannot simply say "I'm gay! It's Opposite Day btw". The statement "It's Opposite Day" is paradoxical by nature. With the logic that everything said during Opposite Day is untrue, saying "It's Opposite Day" on Opposite Day negates that statement. Because the statement "It's Opposite Day" is now untrue, it is no longer Opposite Day and therefore your original remark is now correct. That means it IS opposite day, and a neverending cycle that is known as The Liar's Paradox is created. You were a complete idiot not to invoke the conditional clause. For example, if you were to say, "If it were opposite day, I'd be gay!" your statement would not be holed. You have been snared within a web of your own making. Listen to the sky crack and fall. The universe will implode on itself and it's your own fault.
September 2021

High IQ to understand Artifact

twitchquotes: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Artifact. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the gameplay will go over a typical viewer's head
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November 2018

Artifact

The Bible is an amazing manga

The Bible is an amazing manga. Chapters 1-5 were written by this guy named Moses but for some reason the author changed around. Abram is definitely my favorite character although for some reason they retconned his name to be Abraham, and in some regional publications his name is Ibrahim. The best ship is Abram x Sarah. Also, they totally nailed the new testament chapter, with some great character development. I never expected Judas' betrayal either.
April 2020

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