[Copypasta] YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_o_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
May 2021

Simps

I used to be a real ad
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You arenā€™t like the other girls. You're built different

I have seen numerous people use this filter and I can confidently say that your rendition of the use of this filter is by far the best Iā€™ve ever seen. Youā€™re absolutely hilarious, very quirky, whacky, and unique. And you know you are all of those things. I just love how raw, unscripted, and genuine your reactions are whilst using this filter. No other person has ever posted something like this. Itā€™s so refreshing to see someone as different yet original as you. As clichĆ© as it may sound, you arenā€™t like the other girls. You were built different. And I applause you for that.
March 2022

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You call yourself rich?

twitchquotes: You call yourself rich? Bro, I'm a Tier 3 subscriber to all the famous Twitch streamers, I don't use Notepad, I use Photoshop. I have all of the Adobe products and I wear Louis Vuitton on a daily basis. I donate $5000 to Pokimane every stream, talk to me again when you're rich.
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November 2020

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Things are looking up for me (and down for you)

twitchquotes: I donā€™t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, Iā€™ll be in STPeachā€™s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And Iā€™ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said Iā€™m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.
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May 2020

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I am not a simp.

twitchquotes: And I want to say this to the kings in the audience. Iā€™ve made my mistakes in my chase for coochie. But in all of my years of chad life, I have never simpedā€“ never simped for a girl. Iā€™ve earned every bit of cooch. And in all of my years of chad life, I have never paid for the meal. Because people have got to know whether or not Iā€™m a simp. Well, Iā€™m not a simp. Iā€™ve never simped for any girl Iā€™ve got. I am not a simp.
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July 2020

Simps

find yourself a man that respects you

twitchquotes: Poor [female streamer name here], she always has to deal with these idiots. if I was her boyfriend she would get treated like the queen she is. I would never embarass her especially not in front of other people. This is disgusting. [female streamer name here] if you are reading this just get away from these morons and find yourself a man that respects you.
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October 2020

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