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Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor

Just heard an employee use the “F word” on the trade floor, and immediately fired them. Maybe other funds will tolerate that kind of language, but don’t you dare talk about Fundamentals here.

January 2021

I beat Kripp once, but my deck was insane

twitchquotes: I beat Kripp once, but my deck was insane, I topdecked the exact cards I needed for lethal, actually Kripp played it perfectly, there was nothing he could do, it was such a joke.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

EU COMING THROUGH v2

twitchquotes: EU COMING THROUGH LUL

TRY AND EXTERMINATE A GROUP OF PEOPLE LUL

NEEDS AMERICA TO SAVE THEM LUL

STILL HAS A ROYAL FAMILY LUL

SOCIALISTS LUL

NO FREE SPEECH LUL

MARRY 16 YEAR OLDS LUL

STABBINGS IN EU LUL

twitch chat

March 2019

Kripp and G2A

twitchquotes: "I won't do it." says Kripp."You guys are rotten scammers selling stolen keys." The G2A dealer stands in the corner, face obscured by the shadows. "Are you sure?" he says with a toothy grin. Kripp nods. The G2A dealer steps out of the shadow, and Kripp is shocked to see it is none other than Scamaz. "I give the order, and Rania and Pupparian die. I've already taken Cattarian as punishment. Now sign the deal." Kripp sobs as he signs, and hopes his viewers will one day understand his plight.

twitch chat

July 2016

Kripp

Do not fear a man that spams 1000 memes

twitchquotes: MingLee

Do not fear a man that spams 1000 memes, instead fear a man that spams a meme 1000 times MingLee

twitch chat

June 2016

[Copypasta] mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun

Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor

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