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Kripp after the power outage on December 21, 2013

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May 2014

Ben Shapiro counts to one million

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

December 2020

Ben Shapiro

Female racist

wait, wait, wait....... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL AND A RACIST?!!?! O_o

_O Not to be a freak, but.. Just when i tought you couldn't get more attractive.. You started hating minorities. Nicely done, M'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman.

July 2021

Paint me like one of your French grills.

twitchquotes: ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ Paint me like one of your French grills.

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March 2016

Kripp's gotta hit up the bathroom

twitchquotes: "Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. As Dex yelps loudly in pain, Kripp overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this game!" as loudly as he can. Rania tries to calm him down, but Kripp swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Kripp wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.

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January 2018

Kripp

[Copypasta] mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun

Kripp after the power outage on December 21, 2013

Ben Shapiro counts to one million

Ben Shapiro

Female racist

Paint me like one of your French grills.

Kripp's gotta hit up the bathroom

Classic

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