[Copypasta] Fired for masturbating on a Zoom call

So this just happened an hour ago and I am still shaking. Iโ€™m a staff in public accounting and was in the middle of a 3-hour training on Zoom. Usually when we have these types of calls I just keep the video running in the background and I walk around the room doing things to pass the time and distract myself from the monotone presenters. Well today I forgot that I left the camera on (I usually always have it off but earlier today I had a call with the partner to discuss my upcoming promotion, so I had to have it on). I had no clue I had left the camera on and in the middle of walking around and muttering to myself as I was zoning out, I flipped it out and started to rub one out. I did so with complete confidence, openly and ferociously, stroking faster and faster until I heard the presenter stop and kindly asked me to turn my camera off. Mortified, I lifted my pants up and rushed over to turn the camera off. Soon after the training was over I had a call with HR and they let me know that I was being terminated. I hated the job anyway so not so bummed about that, but Iโ€™m not sure what to say in interviews now if Iโ€™m asked why I left this job. Any advice?
June 2021
https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/nx1jli/fired_for_masturbating_on_a_zoom_call
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โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–ˆ โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆ โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ”€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–“โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ”€โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–“โ”€โ–’โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ–’โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ–‘โ–“โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–‘โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–’ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ 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September 2021

Hi Kripp, Google again here

twitchquotes: Kripp, Google again here. We've noticed that you've been away from Twitch for at least 2 minutes in the past. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still the merchandise? We're serious about raising the price if it's a problem to you. We just want you to have fun, and to of course buy more Twitch merchandise. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you (mostly us) much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon
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November 2014
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June 2021

I want to become a hearth

twitchquotes: I want to become a hearth. I know thereโ€™re people out there just like me, but Iโ€™m different. On November 14th, Iโ€™m moving to Jamestown; home of the hearths. Iโ€™ve cut off my arms, and now light myself on fire everywhere I go as training. I'm not be a hearth yet, but if you give me a chance, I will become the greatest hearth.
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October 2014
Kripp

My donger is half my age

twitchquotes: โ—• อœ ส– อก อกโ—• ษช แด**แด›แดœส€ส™แด€แด›แด‡ แดกษชแด›สœ ษดษชแด แด‡แด€ แด„ส€แด‡แด€แด ษดแดแดก แดส แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€ ษชs สœแด€สŸา“ แดส แด€ษขแด‡ อกโ—• อœ ส– อก อกโ—•
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November 2014
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