WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 cocks! I donβt even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to CUM IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that shit is to get out? ITS FUCKIN HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, CUM TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.
Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Copypastas
Look, kid. You wanna give up?
twitchquotes:
Look, π kid. π¦ You π wanna π give 
up? πΊ Fine. π But π you π didn't π« get π here π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π this π far π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π all π― these π followers, fans, admirers, and π hot π₯ groupies by π giving π up. πΊ Don't π« give up. πΊ You're the π champ. You're the π boshy.
up? πΊ Fine. π But π you π didn't π« get π here π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π this π far π by π giving π up. πΊ You π didn't π« get π all π― these π followers, fans, admirers, and π hot π₯ groupies by π giving π up. πΊ Don't π« give up. πΊ You're the π champ. You're the π boshy.
twitch chat
MOONMOON
Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month
twitchquotes:
π Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...
π Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...
twitch chat
Kripp
Hearthstone
Professional headmeat physician
twitchquotes:
Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. The procedure is popularly known as "Running it down mid". Let me know
twitch chat
Tyler1
Fired for masturbating on a Zoom call
So this just happened an hour ago and I am still shaking. Iβm a staff in public accounting and was in the middle of a 3-hour training on Zoom. Usually when we have these types of calls I just keep the video running in the background and I walk around the room doing things to pass the time and distract myself from the monotone presenters. Well today I forgot that I left the camera on (I usually always have it off but earlier today I had a call with the partner to discuss my upcoming promotion, so I had to have it on). I had no clue I had left the camera on and in the middle of walking around and muttering to myself as I was zoning out, I flipped it out and started to rub one out. I did so with complete confidence, openly and ferociously, stroking faster and faster until I heard the presenter stop and kindly asked me to turn my camera off. Mortified, I lifted my pants up and rushed over to turn the camera off. Soon after the training was over I had a call with HR and they let me know that I was being terminated. I hated the job anyway so not so bummed about that, but Iβm not sure what to say in interviews now if Iβm asked why I left this job. Any advice?
My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius
twitchquotes:
My name is Octavius Kripparius Muridius, commander of the PJSalteers of the North, General of the Salty Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Saltarrian. Father to a Flamestriked son, husband to a Top decked wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this stream or the next.
twitch chat
Kripp