[Copypasta] Ebettle

twitchquotes: I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of e-betting website to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ebettle, the best betting website on the internet. Now available for children.
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March 2015

sellout

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What happened to this ad? :(
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When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

twitchquotes: ļ½—ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ½‰ ļ½•ļ½“ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“ ļ½”ļ½…ļ½˜ļ½”ļ¼Œ ļ½ļ½™ ļ½‚ļ½’ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Ž ļ½ƒļ½…ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½ļ½•ļ½”ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œļ½™ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½‡ļ½‰ļ½Ž ļ½”ļ½ ļ½„ļ½‰ļ½…ļ¼Ž ļ½™ļ½…ļ½” ļ½‰ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½•ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½™ļ½ļ½ļ½“ļ½”ļ½ ļ½ļ½Žļ½„ ļ½†ļ½…ļ½…ļ½Œ ļ½‰ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½•ļ½”ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½”ļ½…ļ½’ļ½Žļ½…ļ½”ļ¼Ž ļ½ļ½Œļ½Œ ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ ļ½’ļ½…ļ½”ļ½ļ½’ļ½„.
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March 2014
Kripp

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. Itā€™s not a story the Jedi would tell you. Itā€™s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create lifeā€¦ He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerfulā€¦ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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April 2017

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

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American Test Passed

twitchquotes: āœ“ Obesity āœ“ šŸ’„šŸ”« āœ“ Laziness āœ“ Stupidity āœ“ šŸŒµ āœ“ McDonald's āœ“ Donald Trump āœ“ $70k College āœ“ Bad healthcare āœ“ Bad food āœ“ Bad music āœ“ Fahrenheit āœ“ Pounds āœ“ Inches āœ“ AMERICAN TEST PASSED
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September 2015

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EU vs NA

That's some good shit right there

twitchquotes: šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€ good shit goą±¦Ō sHitšŸ‘Œ thats āœ” some goodšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œshit rightšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œth šŸ‘Œ erešŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ rightāœ”there āœ”āœ”if i do Ę½aŅÆ so my selļ½† šŸ’Æ i say so šŸ’Æ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: Ź³į¶¦įµŹ°įµ— įµ—Ź°įµ‰Ź³įµ‰) mMMMMįŽ·ŠœšŸ’Æ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ŒŠO0Šžą¬ ļ¼ÆOOļ¼ÆOŠžą¬ ą¬ Ooooįµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ šŸ‘Œ šŸ’Æ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒGood shit
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September 2015

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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
July 2021

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