[Copypasta] Ebettle

twitchquotes: I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of e-betting website to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ebettle, the best betting website on the internet. Now available for children.
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March 2015

sellout

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I used to be a real ad
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Team Liquid visited an orphanage in Taipei

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Priced in

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.
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That's some good shit right there

twitchquotes: šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘€ good shit goą±¦Ō sHitšŸ‘Œ thats āœ” some goodšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œshit rightšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œth šŸ‘Œ erešŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ rightāœ”there āœ”āœ”if i do Ę½aŅÆ so my selļ½† šŸ’Æ i say so šŸ’Æ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: Ź³į¶¦įµŹ°įµ— įµ—Ź°įµ‰Ź³įµ‰) mMMMMįŽ·ŠœšŸ’Æ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ŒŠO0Šžą¬ ļ¼ÆOOļ¼ÆOŠžą¬ ą¬ Ooooįµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’įµ’šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ šŸ‘Œ šŸ’Æ šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘€ šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘ŒGood shit
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Dicks are so cute omg

twitchquotes: Dicks are so cute omg(ā„ ā„ā€¢ā„Ļ‰ā„ā€¢ā„ ā„) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/Ļ‰ļ¼¼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!ļ¼ˆļ¼¾ćƒÆļ¼¾)
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Just kidding, it's still Tanner

twitchquotes: H-hey Octavian, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Laura. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.
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Kripp

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