Ebettle

Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked

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January 2021

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Who Asked?

AYAYA RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES

twitchquotes: MOSHI MOSHI 📞 AYAYA

RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES 📞 AYAYA

NEED BACKUP 📞 AYAYA

ARIGATO 📞

twitch chat

April 2019

Weebs

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Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

twitchquotes: I like how [insert streamer name] doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

twitch chat

December 2015

Classic

Oh my gourd, I am financially ruined (agricultural futures)

I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.

January 2021

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WallStreetBets

When Kripp is eat I pretend he is eat me

twitchquotes: When Kripp is eat I pretend he is eat me. I go down Kripp wet Kripp throat and am in warm Kripp stomach. Then I go deeper into the Kripp. I am made into Kripp gold. The Kripp sits on toilet and frees me. I am sad I am no longer Kripp food. Then Kripp eats me again.

twitch chat

June 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Ebettle

sellout

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sellout

Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked

Classic

Who Asked?

AYAYA RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES

Weebs

Classic

Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

Classic

Oh my gourd, I am financially ruined (agricultural futures)

Classic

WallStreetBets

When Kripp is eat I pretend he is eat me

Classic

[Copypasta] Ebettle

sellout

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sellout

Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked

Classic

Who Asked?

AYAYA RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES

Weebs

Classic

Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

Classic

Oh my gourd, I am financially ruined (agricultural futures)

Classic

WallStreetBets

When Kripp is eat I pretend he is eat me

Classic

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