[Copypasta] Pretending I'm Ahri

twitchquotes: Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.
twitch chat
December 2018

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League of Legends

I used to be a real ad
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Mic Muted

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March 2015

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I have to print out chat in order to read it

twitchquotes: Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. I have to print out chat in order to read it. The paper and ink are really expensive, so please don't spam! Thank you.
twitch chat
September 2018

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Please refrain from likening us to plebeians

twitchquotes: Twitch streamers and their subscribers define us (not subscribed audience) as members of a lower social class, plebs as they call it. I find it inappropriate to compare us with ancient Rome's lowest class as there is nothing ignominious to being a member of the proletariat. Also their living standards were significantly inferior to ours (e.g. health, education) so the comparison is unsound. In the future, please refrain from likening us to plebeians because descriminating due to economic and social status like that is reprehensible in our modern society.
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November 2018

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plebs vs subs

If any of you copy and paste this you will be in serious trouble

twitchquotes: áļĻ Ëĸʡáĩ‰áĩƒĘŗ áĩ—áĩ’ áĩáĩ’áĩˆ áļĻáļ  áĩƒáļ°Ę¸ áĩ’áļ  Ę¸áĩ’áĩ˜ áĩáĩ’áĩ—ʰáĩ‰ĘŗĘŗáļ áĩ˜áļœáĩáĩ‰ĘŗËĸ áļœáĩ’áĩ–ʸ áĩƒáļ°áĩˆ áĩ–áĩƒËĸáĩ—áĩ‰ áĩ—ʰáļĻËĸ ʸáĩ’áĩ˜ ʡáļĻáļĢáļĢ áĩ‡áĩ‰ áļĻáļ° Ëĸáĩ‰ĘŗáļĻáĩ’áĩ˜Ëĸ áĩ—Ęŗáĩ’áĩ˜áĩ‡áļĢáĩ‰
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April 2014

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FLIP THAT TABLE

(â•¯Â°â–ĄÂ°)╯ī¸ĩ â”ģ━â”ģ FLIP THAT TABLE. â”ģ━â”ģ ī¸ĩ ãƒŊ(°□°ãƒŊ) FLIP THIS TABLE. â”ģ━â”ģ ī¸ĩ īŧŧ\('0')/īŧ ī¸ĩ â”ģ━â”ģ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ➠_➠ Son... ➠_➠ Put. ➠__➠ The tables. ➠___➠ Back. (╮°-°)â•Žâ”ŗâ”â”ŗ (â•¯Â°â–ĄÂ°)╯ī¸ĩ â”ģ━â”ģ NEVER!!!!
July 2015

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