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Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Hey subs, it's me walking with my $5, don't mind me
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Hey subs! [Μ²Μ
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plebs vs subs
Please wake up, we miss you
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If youβre reading this, youβve been in coma for almost 20 years now. Weβre trying a new technique. We donβt know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
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Kripp
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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Reynad's mother messages Reynad
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Greeting Andrey, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you "maybe" 420 blaze it. I am very concerned. I dont like that Jeffery boy and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. I hope the rest of you concerned mothers in twitch chat will copy paste this so my son will see..
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Reynad
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Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss
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πΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπππππ IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by trumpet skeleton of the abyss. good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you reply "thank mr skeltal" to this message and pasta it to 3 times!! πππΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπΊπππππππ
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