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Hey subs, it's me walking with my $5, don't mind me
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Hey subs! [ฬฒฬ
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I dream of becoming a carrot
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I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be.
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Learning how to throw like a pro
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Hey Imaqtpie! Thanks for the quality stream. I'm watching with my son and you have become his mentor. He is going into baseball so he's learning how to throw like a pro from you! Thanks again!
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Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
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MONTHLY PLEB TEST
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PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS FOR YOUR MONTHLY PLEB TEST: โ amazW โ krippW โ trumpW โ btsLdW โ reynadW โ kolentoW โ bajW โ btsKotlW โ dewW โ emjaneW โ forsenW โ krippW โ mitchW โ singsingFcuk โ reckW โ sodaW โ btsGodzW โ merliniHappyMerlini โ taymooW โ rtzW โ admiralW โ envySwag โ sumailKappa โ btsMerliniW โ wtrWtR โ dagerDendi โ ppdSalt โ fearGASM โ singsingP โ fluffyW โ ratW โ Pleb test passed
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