twitchquotes:
8=====> Only the chosen one can hold his donger β 
β
β
twitch chat
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Classic Copypastas
Gay chicken
twitchquotes:
In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
twitch chat
Classic
KappaPride
Albert Einstein watches Rick and Morty
twitchquotes:
My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
twitch chat
Classic
Rick and Morty
What is inside that taco? Oh no it's REYNAD
twitchquotes:
WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO 
OH NO IT'S REYNAD
WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO OH NO IT'S REYNAD
twitch chat
Reynad
Classic
salty
When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die
twitchquotes:
ο½ο½ο½
ο½ ο½ ο½ο½ο½
ο½ο½ο½ο½ ο½ο½
ο½ο½οΌ ο½ο½ ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ ο½ο½
ο½ο½ ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ ο½ο½
ο½ο½ο½ ο½ο½ ο½ο½ο½
οΌ ο½ο½
ο½ ο½ ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½
ο½ο½ ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ ο½ο½ο½ ο½ο½
ο½
ο½ ο½ ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½
ο½ο½ ο½ο½ο½
ο½ο½ο½ο½
ο½ο½ο½
ο½οΌ ο½ο½ο½ ο½ο½
ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ ο½ο½
ο½ο½ο½ο½.
twitch chat
Kripp
Classic
Only way I can feel safe
twitchquotes:
When I'm ready to go to sleep I grab my laptop and get in bed. I open my laptop, go to Kripps youtube, turn the brightness all the way up and watch the video with the laptop screen close to my eyes. When the video is done I close my eyes and can still see Kripps face while I go to sleep. It's the only way I can feel safe.
twitch chat
Kripp