If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins... with room to spare.
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Just kidding, it's still Tanner
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H-hey Octavian, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Laura. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.
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Kripp
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Tanner from High School
Years of research
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Yeah, Iβm a smash player. Along with that I know many things that most donβt know about these communities. Melee isnβt part of the actual smash community and Iβm not saying that because I donβt like them. Iβm saying that based off of years of research.
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Super Smash Bros
Somewhere in a parallel universe, Reynad isn't salty
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Reynad
Classic
Hearthstone
salty
You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!
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You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
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A single Dongerbill can save a life
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Hello, I'm Sarah McLanchdong. Every day millions of poor, helpless dongers go unraised everyday. Dongers that are abused and negated, like this poor fellow ΰΌΌ βΜΏ ΜΏ ΩΝΰΊ ΰΌ½. For just one Dongerbill [Μ²$Μ²(Μ² Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°Μ²)Μ²$Μ²] a day we can help save these forgotten dongers (β_β’) ΰΌΌ ΝΒ°Κΰ² ΰΌ½ ( Ν‘Β°ΩΝ ΒΊ) from a life time of being lowered. Your there only hope, because just a minute of your time and a single Dongerbill [Μ²$Μ²(Μ² Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°Μ²)Μ²$Μ²] can save a life.
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