I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Nolan Grayson. That perfect, shredded body. The perfectly trimmed mustache. The planet conquering skills of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and have me birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance for Nolan Grayson to get me pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Robert Kirkman create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
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Just me and EA hanging out
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Just me and ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฐ๐ฆlooties!๐ฆ๐ฐ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I earn them!๐ฆ I buy them!๐ฆ I purchase them whole๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ It makes ๐ฐ๐EA๐๐ฐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder EA! Harder EA! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 lootie๐ฆ, 2 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 lootie๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐ฐ๐EA's๐๐ฐ ๐Disney princess ๐but I'm also a consumer whore! ๐ He makes me OP๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐๏ปฟ
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My husband said I have "boy pussy."
My husband said I have "boy pussy."
I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
Math is "mental abuse to humans"
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You know how some people say that math is โmental abuse to humansโ? Well, lemme tell you one thing: โMathโ is an abbreviation for โmathematicsโ, so youโre only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for โexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsโ! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youโre not truly intelligent or cool! Youโre dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donโt forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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I need Tesla to go $3k eoy
Ran out of condoms and told my gf I'm a pull out king. Went in raw and found out I'm king of shit. She now preggo and I need Tesla to go $3,000 eoy.
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Doublelift: I don't make many mechanical mistakes
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I'm really confident that we'll be the way better bot lane. (Laughs) I see games where G2's bot lane is 100 CS down, losing tower, and getting killed 2 vs 2. I can't remember any games like that for us. CoreJJ and I don't make many mechanical mistakes and I think we play a lot cleaner in general. -- Doublelift 2019
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