I work in a restaurant. We only allow dogs in if they are service dogs. If anyone comes in with any dog I ask;
‘Is it a service dog?’
With a big wink to give them the opportunity to lie to me making it obvious I want them to.
If at first they say ‘no’ I reply with ‘are you sure? This dog here? Sure looks like a service dog to me. Are you sure this is not a service dog?’with another big wink
Always works.
I love dogs
I used to be a real ad
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We wish you a Merry Krippmas
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ʕ ͡◊ ͜◉ ͡◊ ʔ We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas and a Salty New Year. Good top-deckings to you, whereever you are, Good top-deckings for Krippmas, and a Salty New Year. ʕ ͡◊ ͜◉ ͡◊ ʔ
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РУССКИЙ ИЛИ БУНТ
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ РУССКИЙ ИЛИ БУНТ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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Petition to fly Kripp down to Houston
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I am starting a petition to fly Kripp down to Houston to aid in the Hurricane Harvey relief effort. The unprecedented levels of 
that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer 
that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer
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Hey Kripp, Art of Conquest developer here
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Hey Kripp, Art of Conquest developer here. Just sending this message to make sure you are promoting our game via the fake questions we send you. Please answer two or three every hour. Make sure to only talk positive about our game otherwise you won't be getting your payment. Any violation of our terms and you can say goodbye to your sponsorship.Have a nice day! 
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