So yesterday in class we were all given our new Windows computers (last year, I hacked the chromebooks so they could play Sonic Advance) and I immediately downloaded twenty-five PC Sonic games within one hour and installed two dozen emulators to play the console and handheld ones. After we all got our computers, I bragged about having the ability to play 60 Sonic games. The teacher confisticated my computer and said I would have to use the chromebooks for the rest of the year. She also said that Sonic was a dead franchise and that Fortnite was better in every way. That was really no good and SLOW of her! So I ripped my computer out of my Sonic-hating teacher and screamed "YOU SLUTTY SLOW SONIC HATER! YOU'RE JUST TOO SLOW!" I also went to her macbook, and deleted Fortnite and installed more Sonic games and played Gotta Go Fast to the whole class. She gave me an F, which is impossible since E is the lowest rank and S is the highest, and sent me to the principal's office, where I was suspended and they called my parents, who took away my Game Gear. When I get back, I'll make sure they pay for being TOO SLOW.
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feeding the hungry on the rift
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wow qt is such a good guy <3 while most people are spending new years with their friends and family, this legend is feeding the hungry on the rift. much love brother and happy new year.
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A single Dongerbill can save a life
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Hello, I'm Sarah McLanchdong. Every day millions of poor, helpless dongers go unraised everyday. Dongers that are abused and negated, like this poor fellow เผผ โฬฟ ฬฟ ูอเบ เผฝ. For just one Dongerbill [ฬฒ$ฬฒ(ฬฒ อกยฐ อส อกยฐฬฒ)ฬฒ$ฬฒ] a day we can help save these forgotten dongers (โ_โข) เผผ อยฐสเฒ เผฝ ( อกยฐูอ ยบ) from a life time of being lowered. Your there only hope, because just a minute of your time and a single Dongerbill [ฬฒ$ฬฒ(ฬฒ อกยฐ อส อกยฐฬฒ)ฬฒ$ฬฒ] can save a life.
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Happy ๐ฆ Thanksgiving ๐ฆ! Guess what ๐ฏโitโs that time โฐ of year ๐ to gobble ๐ฆ gobble ๐ฆ gobble ๐ฆ up โฌ๏ธ those dicks ๐ chicks ๐ฅ and bicks ๐คจ (big dicks) ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ I bet ๐ youโre all ๐ค๐ค๐ค HORNY-copia ๐ฝ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ถ๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐ for SKANKS-giving ๐คช๐๐คค๐คค๐๐๐ youโll be saying ๐ฌ thanks ๐ for giving me all ๐ซ this ๐ซ COCK ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ send this to ๐ of your thiccest sluts with those hot ๐ฅต hot ๐ฅ tasty ๐คค๐ peach pies ๐ฅง ๐ ๐๐ if you know 
what I mean โบ๏ธ๐๐ if you get 1๏ธโฃ back ๐๐คฌ๐ก then you and that slut ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ have to appropriate Native American culture together ๐๐ชถ๐ if you get 3๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ค youโre going to get your turkey ๐ฆ eaten ๐๐๐๐๐ tomorrow night ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ you will be eating your cousinโs ๐ถ๐ป peach ๐ pie ๐ฅง just like youโve always ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏwanted ๐๐คค๐ฅต if you get 7๏ธโฃ back ๐ถ youโll become ๐ฒ๐ฒ a pilgrim ๐ฉ๐ and be the villain ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ of American ๐บ๐ธ history ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ if you get all 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ youโll be feasting ๐คค๐ this thanksgiving ๐๐ in more ways than one ๐ซ๐๐๐ผ๐ okay you sexy ๐ sexy ๐ gobbling turkey poos ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ itโs time โฐ for me to go โก๏ธ atone ๐คฃfor the sins โ๏ธ ๐of my ancestors๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ผ๐คฐ๐ผ๐คฑ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช
what I mean โบ๏ธ๐๐ if you get 1๏ธโฃ back ๐๐คฌ๐ก then you and that slut ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ have to appropriate Native American culture together ๐๐ชถ๐ if you get 3๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ค youโre going to get your turkey ๐ฆ eaten ๐๐๐๐๐ tomorrow night ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ you will be eating your cousinโs ๐ถ๐ป peach ๐ pie ๐ฅง just like youโve always ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏwanted ๐๐คค๐ฅต if you get 7๏ธโฃ back ๐ถ youโll become ๐ฒ๐ฒ a pilgrim ๐ฉ๐ and be the villain ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ of American ๐บ๐ธ history ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ if you get all 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ youโll be feasting ๐คค๐ this thanksgiving ๐๐ in more ways than one ๐ซ๐๐๐ผ๐ okay you sexy ๐ sexy ๐ gobbling turkey poos ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ itโs time โฐ for me to go โก๏ธ atone ๐คฃfor the sins โ๏ธ ๐of my ancestors๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ผ๐คฐ๐ผ๐คฑ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช
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TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre"
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TSM, aka "Tiananmen Square Massacre", is a myth propogated by Western governments to destabilize China. The hoax supposedly involved military suppression of democracy protesters using troops and tanks in June of 1989.
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My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING
My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING ๐ฑ๐
Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff โบ๏ธ to my impostor body pillow, ๐ฑ but when I came, ๐ป I started floating, ๐ฑ and think I got teleported into the skeld. ๐ฎ I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.๐คค ๐ ๐ I immediately was transported back to earth, ๐ญ and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, ๐คช as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter ๐ช
โIM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTERโ
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me ๐คค but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. ๐๐๐โน๏ธ
She then said I was going to a magical place called the โmental asylumโ Iโm not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC ๐ฎ
Iโm not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC ๐ฎ