[Copypasta] Tiffany's chandelier

twitchquotes: I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
twitch chat
November 2018
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas

Mr. Morosan's deceptive practices

twitchquotes: Twitch Chat (โ€œChatโ€) respectfully submits this memorandum of law in support of its motion to enjoin Octavian Morosan (โ€œnl_Krippโ€) from distributing false and deceptive advertising for his stream. The "nl" of Mr. Morosan's streaming identity refers to "no life." This is a blatantly deceptive and demonstrably false claim as it can be qualitatively determined that Mr. Morosan does indeed have a life. The Lanham Act merits an injunction preventing Mr. Morosan's deceptive practices.
twitch chat
April 2017
Kripp

SPAM THESE BOATS IF YOU'RE SICK OF GOATS

twitchquotes: SPAM โ›ต THESE โ›ต BOATS โ›ต IF โ›ต YOUโ€™RE โ›ต SICK โ›ต OF โ›ต GOATS โ›ต
twitch chat
March 2019
OverwatchLeague

Rhyme Chant

Overwatch

You have to concede... He has a wisp

twitchquotes: You have to concede... He has a wisp
twitch chat
March 2014
Hafu

5 men 9 eyebrows 1 dream

twitchquotes: This is Gambit เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบ( อกยฐ อก อœ อกส– อก ยฐ)ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ 5 MEN 9 EYEBROWS 1 DREAM
twitch chat
March 2014

Classic

League of Legends

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

twitchquotes: ๐“ก๐“ธ๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ญ. ๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ผ ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ต๐“พ๐“ฎ. ๐“•๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ท ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ช ๐“ฏ*๐“ฐ๐“ฐ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐”€๐“ฑ๐“ธ ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ท ๐“ผ๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ด ๐“ถ๐”‚ ๐“ญ*๐“ฌ๐“ด
twitch chat
November 2014
Forsen
Text-to-Speech Playing