[Copypasta] Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder

twitchquotes: Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder, because tha tis one less punch that could have been directed at my nutsack. I pray at night for Tifa to break into my house and mercilessly beat the everloving fuck out of my balls. I will pray extra hard tonight.
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April 2020
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My eyes are open

twitchquotes: 銉洁技蕵虤賱蜏蕵虤嗉斤緣 MY EYES, ARE OPEN 銉洁技蕵虤賱蜏蕵虤嗉斤緣
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Kripp

Forsen's chat probably has the most incels

Been observing a variety of chats on twitch and its interesting observing their differences. I'd say Forsens chat probably has the most incels. The typical insecure probably small pp 8chan slithering alt right incels who look for any excuse to spam "cmonbruh" or "Pokket". Don't get me wrong there are times to spam those emotes but sometimes they go overboard. That being said I'm not calling Forsen or the majority of his chat incels but he probably has the most per capita.
January 2022
Forsen

Why is Jake even a meme?

twitchquotes: Why is Jake even a meme? Are really so inconsiderate and stupid so as to think that its funny? You just post it like its some kind of joke, when in reality, Jake is a serious player at the top of his game, and deserves your respect. For this reason, I refuse to spam J LUL KE
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March 2018

I am a TSLA bull

twitchquotes: If TSLA has million number of bulls I am one of them. If TSLA has ten bulls I am one of them. If TSLA has no bulls, that means I am no more on the earth. If world is against TSLA, I am against the world. I love TSLA till my last breath.
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July 2020

i鈥檒l have you know that i make over 6 figures

twitchquotes: sorry bud, i don鈥檛 have time to be in a little fictional world like you do. i鈥檒l have you know that i make over 6 figures a year and live in a house with 4 bathrooms....and that鈥檚 not even including my investments....
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April 2019
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