[Copypasta] Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder

Bring on the PLEBOLUTION

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August 2015

Trump

plebs vs subs

Fuck you all, I’m never listening to this sub again.

Yesterday I said we’d see a rally like we’ve never seen before I was ridiculed and the market went down this morning so I accepted defeat and sold my nvda calls and got tesla puts. My account is down bad right now. I also hedged with a tesla call so hopefully I’ll make something. Somehow oil also tanked. Fuck you all. I’m only listening to myself now. You’re all retarded and so am I for listening to you. Edit: not sure why some of you degens think I’m blaming you. Of course it’s my fault. This is a shitpost update. Stop taking it so seriously you retards See you tomorrow

March 2022

WallStreetBets

Hey, I noticed you were a female

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

May 2021

Simps

Dear Kripp, this is you from the future!

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, this is you from the future!!! The fate of Earth depends on YOU! When you ignored chat and didn't place the kitty on your lap and pet it, it lead to a global economic crash and all out nuclear war!! For the love of humanity put the damn kitty in your lap now and pet it like our lives depend on it!!!!! Sincerely , Future Kripp

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November 2014

Kripp

Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked

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January 2021

[Copypasta] Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder

Bring on the PLEBOLUTION

plebs vs subs

Fuck you all, I’m never listening to this sub again.

WallStreetBets

Hey, I noticed you were a female

Simps

Dear Kripp, this is you from the future!

Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked

Classic

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[Copypasta] Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder

Bring on the PLEBOLUTION

plebs vs subs

Fuck you all, I’m never listening to this sub again.

WallStreetBets

Hey, I noticed you were a female

Simps

Dear Kripp, this is you from the future!

Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked

Classic

Who Asked?

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