[Copypasta] Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ???? Their gender ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
August 2021
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No, youโ€™re NOT a real gamer.

No, youโ€™re NOT a real gamer. Iโ€™m so sick of all these people that think theyโ€™re gamers. No, youโ€™re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying โ€œI put well over 100 hours in this game, itโ€™s great!โ€ thatโ€™s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends. Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokรฉmon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once. Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
June 2021

Surprised bird

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Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

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Fired for masturbating on a Zoom call

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