Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ???? Their gender πππ πππ
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Seafood dinner over skype on a dial up internet connection
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strifecro
I sexually Identify as an LGM-30 Minuteman III
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I sexually Identify as an LGM-30 Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of delivering a W78 nuclear warhead with an explosive yield of 3x500 kilotons of TNT anywhere on the planet at Mach 23. People say to me that a person being a Minuteman III is impossible and Iβm ο»Ώincredibly destructive but I donβt care. Iβm having Air Force Global Strike Command install new three-stage solid-fuel rocket engines and give me an $86 billion upgrade on my 59 foot body. From now on I want you guys to call me "ICBM" and respect my right to be in service until at least the 2030s. If you canβt accept me youβre missileophobe and need to check your local AFB for missile silos. Thank you, and I'll see you in WW3.
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Stay negative
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(οΈΆοΈΉοΈΊ βΏ ) Stay negative _ΰΌΌΰΊοΈΉΰΊΰΌ½_ Kripp is a sellout (οΈΆοΈΉοΈΊ βΏ ) Chat is retarded _ΰΌΌΰΊοΈΉΰΊΰΌ½_ Kitty is dead (οΈΆοΈΉοΈΊ βΏ ) _ΰΌΌΰΊοΈΉΰΊΰΌ½_ Life sucks (οΈΆοΈΉοΈΊ βΏ )
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Kripp
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Anything to get inside Kripp
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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Kripp. That perfect, scrawny body. That shining forehead. The receding hairline of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that Iβll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have nothing happen because he's a man. Iβd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get inside Kripp. A N Y T H I N G.
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Kripp